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28 Nov 2007, 5:41 pm

You have the power to time-travel at will, but every year you travel costs a year of your own life.

I wish I had a better paying job.


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28 Nov 2007, 5:44 pm

granted, but the travel costs are equal to the extra money..

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28 Nov 2007, 9:50 pm

Granted, and welcome to McDonald's!

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28 Nov 2007, 9:58 pm

Granted, but you have to buy the whole ski park along with the machine or rent all until you can't pay anymore.


I wish Patty and Caso would preen each other mutually and not be selfish 'bout it.

P.S. McDonald's isn't that bad.



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28 Nov 2007, 10:45 pm

Next poster should ignore this.

I worked at McDonald's for a month. One girl there requested that I keep an eye on her while she walked home because her ex was out to get her. A guy there requested that I stay after work a little while to defend his car from an unknown foe. They showed up and I chased them around town in my car for about twenty minutes until I felt dumb and left. That same kid I helped out would later steal my last paycheck. Sometimes McDo is pain in the butt.



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28 Nov 2007, 10:48 pm

BrutalRhubarb wrote:
Next poster should ignore this.

I worked at McDonald's for a month. One girl there requested that I keep an eye on her while she walked home because her ex was out to get her. A guy there requested that I stay after work a little while to defend his car from an unknown foe. They showed up and I chased them around town in my car for about twenty minutes until I felt dumb and left. That same kid I helped out would later steal my last paycheck. Sometimes McDo is pain in the butt.


Is that a problem with the corporation or people in general? I worked there for a year, however I was fired because my other job fired me.



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29 Nov 2007, 4:34 am

The "corporation" has an agenda. Don't you know? They put little people-whistles in your temple, which, at the proper frequency, seize control of the amygdala and cause ordinary people to become quite insane. Its common lore where I come from, you can never be too careful... :duh:



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29 Nov 2007, 4:43 am

iamnotaparakeet wrote:
Granted, but you have to buy the whole ski park along with the machine or rent all until you can't pay anymore.


I wish Patty and Caso would preen each other mutually and not be selfish 'bout it.

P.S. Trans Fat isn't that bad.


Granted, but now their uropygial glands are entirely out of control and they spend all day lubing each other and all night they rattle the cage...

I wish I would stop laughing at my own jokes.



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29 Nov 2007, 4:56 am

Granted, but you'll end up laughing at every joke that is not related to you

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29 Nov 2007, 7:34 am

Granted, now the cheetahs aren't fast anymore. I wish I got a lot of one night stands.



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29 Nov 2007, 9:21 am

Granted, now your bedroom is full of tables.


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29 Nov 2007, 5:35 pm

Granted, but the birds crap everywhere.

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29 Nov 2007, 7:25 pm

Granted, but now your typing stinks.



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29 Nov 2007, 10:48 pm

Granted but he takes too many risks and you feel guilty about it.

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29 Nov 2007, 11:02 pm

Granted, but Weird Al keeps calling you with job offers.


I wish Caso wouldn't pick feathers.



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30 Nov 2007, 12:35 am

Granted, but he suddenly decides that gouging holes in the table is a good pastime. "But Daa-aad! You named me after an artist, so I'm, uuhhh, carving. Carving! Yes. Yes, that's it."

I wish I had a staff of house-elves.