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deathchibi
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20 Jan 2009, 12:47 am

richie has a dog named "dollar" 8)


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20 Jan 2009, 5:22 am

Has no shadow



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20 Jan 2009, 6:53 am

Only exists as a shadow.


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20 Jan 2009, 7:22 am

left my gloves on the train.


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20 Jan 2009, 8:19 am

Is training to become a boxer, but has lost his gloves :wink:


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20 Jan 2009, 8:25 am

Practises his left hook and upper cut on his grandmother.



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20 Jan 2009, 10:30 am

i_wanna_blue wrote:
Practises his left hook and upper cut on his grandmother.


She would be turning in her grave if I did 8O

Goes around mugging people who have been dead for fifty years for their mobile phones :!:


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20 Jan 2009, 10:40 am

Woops, sorry if I was insensitive. :oops:

Lost a heavyweight title bout to a moose.



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20 Jan 2009, 10:52 am

i_wanna_blue wrote:
Woops, sorry if I was insensitive. :oops:


(Not a problem :lol: )

Complained that his chocolate mousse had antlers.


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20 Jan 2009, 11:00 am

^(Good)

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20 Jan 2009, 12:44 pm

Licks the toilet seat :eew:


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20 Jan 2009, 12:54 pm

Had a roasted toilet seat for dinner. I wont mention the contents of the gravy.



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20 Jan 2009, 1:28 pm

Exchanged his nose for a spectrograph implant.



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20 Jan 2009, 1:37 pm

Has a bionic nipple. Not sure what it does - classified technology.


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20 Jan 2009, 2:44 pm

Is designated FOUO - CLASS - NOFORN but was accidentally disseminated over the NIPRNET to the entire Exchange GAL.


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20 Jan 2009, 2:52 pm

Is destined for one more thing... deletion or to be returned to the source. :wink:


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