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KittenWithAWhip
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26 May 2010, 11:52 am

Granted, you stuffed yourself silly on hard tack.

I wish I could sip a cappuccino in Rome right now...


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26 May 2010, 11:58 am

Granted, the trip via the wormhole to get you instantly there will cost you $1,000,000.

I wish for a cup of filter coffee in France.


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26 May 2010, 11:59 am

Granted ... make your own!

I wish we can get the cattle panels home on the truck+trailer.



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26 May 2010, 12:03 pm

Granted, but unfortunately it is on someone else's truck+trailer to their home and you never see them again.

I wish for more rain tonight.


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26 May 2010, 12:03 pm

Granted, the panels have been shrunk to miniature size.

I wish Red Velvet Cake was health food.


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26 May 2010, 1:22 pm

Granted. It's full of tapeworms.

I wish I could turn invisible at will.



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26 May 2010, 2:15 pm

Granted. What? Where's Amber-MIasma? Where? Huh? Don't see you! Ooo... wow, gone...

I wish I didn't have to go to work this afternoon.


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26 May 2010, 2:24 pm

Granted, you've been dismissed!

I wish I could speak every language in the world.


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26 May 2010, 3:04 pm

Granted. Now the world speaks a new language completely foreign to you, and your knowledge of all languages becomes useless.

I wish for money.


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26 May 2010, 3:20 pm

Granted! *flips you a nickel*

I wish for some salsa to go with the tortilla chips.



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26 May 2010, 5:11 pm

Granted. *pops in a salsa CD and cranks it up loud*

I wish I could stop eating these macadamias.


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26 May 2010, 5:12 pm

Granted. You eat stale ones instead.

I wish my skin pigment would be blue.


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26 May 2010, 5:14 pm

Granted, you now live on planet Pandora and are one of the Navi.

I wish I could go fishing.


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26 May 2010, 5:15 pm

Granted, but us Navi will plan revenge against you for doing so.

I wish I could have Left 4 Dead.


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26 May 2010, 6:47 pm

Granted! yu are left for dead at a shooting scene and put in a bodybag and suffocate

I wish to have a 100 pound harness on my wheelchair (in weight) made of PVC


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26 May 2010, 8:00 pm

Granted. Unfortunately your wheelchair frame buckles under the extra weight and you can't move anywhere any more.

I wish I loved hot weather as much as I did when I was younger (teens, 20s)