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TallyMan
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22 Jan 2009, 10:42 am

Has built an electrical generator powered entirely by mice running on wheels. Is trying to get the device patented.


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22 Jan 2009, 10:48 am

is my main investor of all my products. 8)


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22 Jan 2009, 10:58 am

Has promised me a handsome return on my investment - in Icelandic Krona.


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22 Jan 2009, 11:02 am

but ^ owes me 5 jelly fish :x


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22 Jan 2009, 11:04 am

I'm out of jelly fish. Would you like crabs?


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22 Jan 2009, 11:08 am

no. I will accept payment in either 5 jellyfish OR 2 turtles :x


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22 Jan 2009, 11:17 am

So I either get stung for jellyfish or have to shell out for turtles. How about some cockles or muscles instead?


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22 Jan 2009, 11:20 am

do you KNOW how many muscles you would need, I dont want to count them ALL :x
hmm... how about a octapus? :wink:


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22 Jan 2009, 11:23 am

An octopus it is ... as soon as I can persuade it to get its finger out... you know how lazy they are.


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22 Jan 2009, 11:26 am

deal, 8)

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22 Jan 2009, 12:44 pm

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22 Jan 2009, 12:46 pm

didn't like his exchange rate, so got an upgrade, and can now transform into a killer shrew much faster.


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22 Jan 2009, 12:48 pm

has a pet mattress that talks


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22 Jan 2009, 1:00 pm

Talks to his bed linen. He says its only pillow talk.


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22 Jan 2009, 1:21 pm

Started a 'Fight Club' for over 80's.



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22 Jan 2009, 1:24 pm

Supplies all the equipment for the over 80's fight club, including walking sticks, zimmer frames, hearing aides and incontinence pads. Has decided to extend the principle into what has become as "Death race 2000".


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