Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, you get a nice cuppa tea. However, just as you pick it up the handle falls off your cup.

I wish for a glass of decent red wine.

Granted, you get a liter glass and end up with a roaring hangover the next morning.

I wish for a nice roast dinner.

Granted, enjoy your roasted scorpion dinner... I understand they are quite crunchy.

I wish for a quiet evening.

Granted, you find yourself on the wrong end of a flashbang and you become temporarily deaf.

I wish for a zeppelin.

Granted, just follow this tube... there is a Zeppelin at the end of it.

Your wish might already be corrupted, that is, the image you posted might be.

I wish for 150 grams of the non-fissile Uranium isotope, U-238. Corrupt that

Granted, but everyone knows you have it and you have no protection from it. Also, it cost you a million dollars.

I wish I could live in the world of my favorite book series.

Granted but the author would most likely make you marry some witch on the very first page.

I wish that patterns aren't repeating.

Granted. They don't repeat, they're sporadic.

I wish I had wings and could fly.

Granted, you're a fly and can fly.

I wish I was a chess master.

Granted, you can now beat Deep blue, however you need to be permanently plugged into the mains wall socket.

I wish for a cup of cocoa.

Granted. Misread wish, you're now a coke addict. Enjoy.

I wish for my own planet.

Granted, you have your own uninhabitable planet, too far away to detect with current instruments, much less get there. But it's yours

I wish for a good night's sleep.

Granted, but when you wake up no time has passed.

I wish for food.

Granted, but you're anorexic.

I wish I could have a gun.

Granted, one of your arms is removed and a gun is grafted in.

I wish for a robot butler.