Corrupt A Wish

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I begat a bird!


Granted, you now have a walking staff made out of teraphim.


I wish I owned and could provide for all the birds in Australia.

Granted, you destroy the australian eco system. I wish my social skills were good.

Granted but your social skills become too good.

I wish it wasn't raining right now.

Granted, it's now snowing.


I wish I could speak all languages perfectly without any negative consequences.

Granted but you get your languages all mixed up!

I wish I found free movie tickets!

You did! and it is rated... B.


I wish I could have a job where I didn't have to have bosses or coworkers.

Granted! You are your own boss... and you order yourself around. A lot. ALL DAY LONG. You begin grinding your teeth at the sound of yourself telling yourself what to do. Eventually you get tired of this, and give yourself the boot.

I wish my head wasn't hurting.

Granted, you wake up tomorrow without a headache at least. (I hope.)



I wish for a few feet of snow this year.

Granted, but they melt within 5 minutes and you can no longer walk because you have nubs.

I wish I could get a generous nap in today.

Granted, but you wake up in time to go to work!


I wish my cockatiels weren't afraid my budgies.

Ok, it's already done - instead of fear, passionate hatred developed in them and now you have to spend all your free time keeping an eye on your birds so as they didn't start to peck each other to death.

I want to be a dictator of the world and control all the inhabitants of the globe.

Granted, but the length of your days is not guaranteed.


I wish I had more friends and kept them forever.

You have them but their IQ isn't much higher than Paris Hilton's and they are sensitized to parakeets' feathers.

I'd love to live on a tropical island, not in my boring country.

Granted but you now live in the tropical equivalent of the ghetto, and deal with too many hurricanes.

I wish I could have a good night's sleep.

Granted but you ended up forgetting to wake up for 24 hours.

I wish I could be the fastest creature on Earth that swims.