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04 Feb 2009, 4:39 am

Lives in a giant fish bowl.



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04 Feb 2009, 4:42 am

Is trying to climb a ladder made of silly putty....


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04 Feb 2009, 4:49 am

His physical address is '2 storie ladder, adult book department, shelf 294' :wink:



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04 Feb 2009, 7:34 am

Lives in a phone booth. Calls the police if strangers try to invade his home to use the phone.


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04 Feb 2009, 8:07 am

has never understood why his idea for planting Loch Ness with rice has not received the venture capital he was expecting.


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04 Feb 2009, 9:09 am

O.J Simpson is his interior decorator.



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04 Feb 2009, 9:25 am

Appears to have fallen through a wormhole and become an incarnation of his former self.


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04 Feb 2009, 9:52 am

can count to three, but only when riding a donkey.


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04 Feb 2009, 10:00 am

Has a counting donkey with a diploma in mathematics that refuses to be taken for a ride.


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04 Feb 2009, 11:47 am

He has a fear of spoons, but is holding one anyway.


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04 Feb 2009, 1:42 pm

His first name is Banana.



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04 Feb 2009, 6:08 pm

would really like to go to the moon, but is afraid of cheese.


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04 Feb 2009, 6:43 pm

On his voyage to the moon he heard a rumor that is was made of Casu-Marzu cheese...


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05 Feb 2009, 6:07 am

Drinks Parmesan Cheese through a straw. 8O



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05 Feb 2009, 7:01 am

Wears a hat woven from cheese straws.


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05 Feb 2009, 8:10 am

has been selling edible hats since 1803.


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