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TallyMan
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05 Feb 2009, 9:08 am

Has a burger van from which he sells plastic burgers on polystyrene buns. He claims they keep longer and don't require any cooking. His customers are not so enthusiastic.


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05 Feb 2009, 10:39 am

Is a member of a pop girl band 8O :lol:



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05 Feb 2009, 10:45 am

i_wanna_blue wrote:
Is a member of a pop girl band 8O :lol:


(I wish :lol: )

Is a member of an elastic band. They are currently on tour but are a bit stretched and likely to snap.


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05 Feb 2009, 10:49 am

Counts his armadillos before they hatch



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05 Feb 2009, 10:53 am

Wears a raccoon hat with crocodile skin shoes and an armadillo handbag.


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05 Feb 2009, 10:56 am

Has a skateboard with a rocket attached.



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05 Feb 2009, 10:58 am

Dresses as Santa Clause everyday.



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05 Feb 2009, 10:58 am

Trips people up so the fall into muddy puddles.


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05 Feb 2009, 10:59 am

Has a chocolate house



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05 Feb 2009, 11:05 am

keeps white chocolate mice as pets.


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05 Feb 2009, 11:08 am

Is a closet Machine Whisperer



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05 Feb 2009, 11:09 am

Argues with the washing machine, but the arguments go around and around and around.


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05 Feb 2009, 12:02 pm

has a secret way of telling when the sun is up.


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05 Feb 2009, 12:46 pm

Is a member of MI6 where he is known as 008 and works extensively spying in Japan, the land of the rising sun.


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05 Feb 2009, 4:20 pm

Is composing an internet Motet called "Spam In Alium"


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05 Feb 2009, 4:24 pm

Leaves cryptic messages in motel rooms composed of an arrangement of pieces of ham and onions.


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