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TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Has a burger van from which he sells plastic burgers on polystyrene buns. He claims they keep longer and don't require any cooking. His customers are not so enthusiastic.
i_wanna_blue Veteran
Joined: 9 Aug 2008Gender: MalePosts: 11,113
Is a member of a pop girl band
Counts his armadillos before they hatch
Wears a raccoon hat with crocodile skin shoes and an armadillo handbag.
Aspiegirl2001 Veteran
Joined: 27 Nov 2008Age: 36Gender: FemalePosts: 696
Has a skateboard with a rocket attached.
Dresses as Santa Clause everyday.
Trips people up so the fall into muddy puddles.
Has a chocolate house
keeps white chocolate mice as pets.
Is a closet Machine Whisperer
Argues with the washing machine, but the arguments go around and around and around.
lau Veteran
Joined: 17 Jun 2006Age: 77Gender: MalePosts: 9,798Location: Somerset UK
has a secret way of telling when the sun is up.
Is a member of MI6 where he is known as 008 and works extensively spying in Japan, the land of the rising sun.
richie Supporting Member
Joined: 9 Jan 2007Age: 67Gender: MalePosts: 30,142Location: Lake Whoop-Dee-Doo, Pennsylvania
Is composing an internet Motet called "Spam In Alium"
Leaves cryptic messages in motel rooms composed of an arrangement of pieces of ham and onions.