Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, any sentence with the word it in it is now perceived as false.

I wish the entire world was coated with a layer of Teflon.

Granted, but the production of neoprene, rubber and all other elastics becomes impossible and causes the rapid deterioration of said items.


I wish it to be not true.

Granted the consecutive use if the letters I and T in any contract thereby nullify it.

I think it itself

I wish there was another reality to fantasize in.

Granted, there is only one and everyone is there in a small room.

I wish for a shrubbery.

Granted, Jed Bush is now the President.


I wish for harmonic tranquility for all.

Granted, everything is now harmonized to the brown note.
I wish the color of fire was inverted (white for the coolest, red for the hottest)

Granted, but there are some minor side effects such as all plant life dies and 3D glasses become useless.


I wish I had a wish.

Granted, but it can't be published on a public forum.

I wish my aches & pains would go away.

Granted, but was it safe to take 100 painkillers?

I wish my computer would cool down... it feels a bit hot!

Granted. Your computer takes a pleasant walk in the rain.

I wish my roommate didn't sing salsa out loud in the kitchen for everyone to hear, even in my room with the door closed.

Granted, he now comes into your room and serenades you with salsa while gritting a rose between his teeth.

I wish my pink elephant and fluffy dinosaur would stop fighting over what to watch on television.

My roommate is a girl... that just made the rose image much creepier.

Granted, now they watch you on television.

I wish non-Hispanic people didn't mix up the tremendous variety of Hispanic cultures in one big, flat, homogeneous stereotype (e.g. salsa with a rose????).

Granted, you will be hosting a conference for all non-Hispanic people and personally explaining the wide variety of Hispanic culture, with special reference to roses and salsa.

I wish my pink-elephant would bring me a rose in its teeth.

Granted. *hiccup* Your pink elephant *hiccup* tramples your rose garden and *hiccup* brings you one of them. *hiccup* When you get mad at him, he blames the champagne. *hiccup*

I wish someone would deliver me my two movies, along with a fresh grilled cheese sandwich and hot tomato soup.

Granted, however for lack of a bowl the tomato soup is ladled over the movies.

I wish I could figure out a way to get the cable working so I could watch the rest of the Algeria-Slovenia game! (I know, not an exciting game, but it's the US's group so interesting anyway)