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SaveFerris
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07 Mar 2018, 8:08 am

^I hadn't woken up properly and thought this was the good advice thread so thought I'd give it a go.

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Hypocrisy is the greatest luxury. Raise the double standard

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07 Mar 2018, 6:15 pm

make like the 3 stooges' reel life but in your real life.

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07 Mar 2018, 7:26 pm

Make all of your important decisions by rolling dice or flipping coins.

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07 Mar 2018, 7:28 pm

make all your life decisions by first consulting with a magic 8-ball, or better yet a Ouija Board. :skull:

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09 Mar 2018, 7:03 pm

Rip your earplugs to shreds and hope you can listen to tunes still.

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09 Mar 2018, 7:07 pm

name your daughter phlap, and your son ghphlap.

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10 Mar 2018, 1:33 am

name your ungendered offspring Ghphläppe.

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10 Mar 2018, 1:35 am

electric-shave while standing in water.

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10 Mar 2018, 3:09 am

kineticwaves wrote:

Rip your earplugs to shreds and hope you can listen to tunes still.

Purchase a really cheap random set. Obviously if you know they're decent it's alright.

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10 Mar 2018, 5:10 am

eat your earplugs, that'll teach 'em.

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10 Mar 2018, 5:23 am

obsess over people who don't give a damn about you.

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10 Mar 2018, 5:46 am

auntblabby wrote:

make all your life decisions by first consulting with a magic 8-ball, or better yet a Ouija Board. :skull:

And by flipping a coin like Two-Face.

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10 Mar 2018, 5:50 am

eat the garden hose, then water the garden with it.

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10 Mar 2018, 5:53 am

Put a metal object in the microwave.

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10 Mar 2018, 5:55 am

settle a metal pedal in the nettle kettle.

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10 Mar 2018, 5:56 am

eat a microwave.

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