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Granted, yaaaaaaaaaa. Ya pues.

I wish that Harry will not want to work on the fence while the Spain-Switzerland game is on tomorrow!!

Granted. your neighbor is mad that he has to do to all the work, while his neighbors get to watch World Cup.

I wish Team Canada would have a better soccer team, that wins the next world cup, and they frequently win occasionally in subsequent ones.

Granted ... you get a flood of Brazilian immigrants in the next 4 years.

I wish I didn't wake up and immediately get sucked into this crazy-box (computer)

Granted, you get sucked into the microwave!

I wish the lawns didn't need cutting every week.

Granted, there's a drought and the grass stops growing.

I wish Nigeria beats Greece.

Granted, the Nigerian ice skating team beats Greece in the next Olympics.

I wish there was no sports coverage on TV.

Granted, there is none -- in France. But here in Maryland it's all high-level soccer, all the time.

I wish for an orange.

Granted. Knock knock. bandanna. knock knock banana, knock knock bandanna. knock knock orange you glad I didn't say bandanna.

I wish Mike Tyson will come back in 2010, as will Michelle Kwan for 2014....

Granted, you will be his sparring partner!

I wish the PM system on WP will work again soon!

Granted, the parking meters on West Palm will be working again tomorrow

I wish that my landlady will spend another week in Canada.

granted, but the apartments toilets back up.... and you can't call her to send for repairs so you have to spend a week in the poo water....


I wish Canada would win the chess tournaments and produce Grandmasters.

Granted, but all the Grandmasters migrate out of Canada in a hurry.

I wish that I had superpowers.

Granted. You're autistic.


I wish there were more hours in the day!

Granted. But now you spend them all at Jiffy Lube.

I wish I was paid to play video games all day.

Granted. But you are forced to always play the worst video games ever made for the given platform.

I wish that I was in an anime show.

Granted, but you can now only ever be seen in re runs of digimon in japanese.

I wish the Halo (Video game and book) fictional universe was the real one