Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, you are granted an unfulfillable wish.

I wish it weren't too hot to garden.

Granted, It rains ALL summer now, and your garden disolves into mud

I wish the medical community would take my claims of Aspergers seriously so I can get the assistance I need, and be used to my full potential etc etc etc.

Granted, It rains ALL summer now, and your garden disolves into mud

I wish the medical community would take my claims of Aspergers seriously so I can get the assistance I need, and be used to my full potential etc etc etc.

Granted. You have been institutionalized at an asylum.

I wish that I was a corrupt genie

Sorry, but that wish is already corrupt.

I wish I had no executive functioning deficits.

Granted. They have been written off by your manufacturer.

I wish I had some chocolate in the house to eat.

Granted. It's unsweetened, though, and you seem to be out of sugar.

I wish my honey-pie wouldn't drink so much when he gets anxious and depressed.

Granted. We have reduced all the bottles to minatures but unfortunately your salary has also become miniscule.

I wish for pain free shaving when I wash today.

Granted. The aftershave numbs your skin.

I wish for a bag of awesomeness.

Granted, but it is mixed up with a bag of merde.

I wish for a bag of merde for my garden.

Granted; you get a bag of merde for your garden; along with it, a bag of conneries, a bag of connards, and a bag of foutre.

I wish I can speak French very fluently.

Granted, you just lost your fluency in English.

I wish that I could be a pokemon.

Granted, you will be black-and-blue from being poked, mon.

I wish this very hot salsa weren't making my nose run

Granted, the Wasabi that you mistook for avocado is making your nose run.

I wish I could SUMMON SUSHI AT WILL.

>> Granted You've just joined the French Foreign Legion at the outbreak of ww3, La Boudine.

I wish these mosquitoes didn't have their way with me last night when I mowed the lawn.... My arms they burnnnnn,

Last edited by sillycat on 22 Jun 2010, 10:58 pm, edited 2 times in total.

Granted. Your local pizza joint will start delivering sushi as well. Trust 'em?



Granted, you got stung by wasps instead

I wish this thunder will bring with it some nice soaking rain overnight and cooler temperatures tomorrow.