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granted, you get a wii fit but it's calibrated off so it thinks you've jumped on it whenever you do the jumping motion putting you back at the start of the game. In frustration you do jump on it braking it and sending a plastic sliver up your foot.

I wish the wii fit didn't have you restart the whole stinking game just because it thinks you jumped.

Granted, instead the wii has a fit everything it thinks you've bent forward.

I wish Argentina takes the Cup (now that the home team's gone home)
ETA: but first, I wish England will come back and knock Germany out. (they're 2 down right now)

Granted, the Argentina team takes the Cup and is arrested for steeling it.

I wish the birds would stop pecking at my bean plant.

Granted, and the bean beetles they were picking off it devour it completely.

I wish the flea beetles would quit munching on my eggplants.

granted, you eggplants become chicken eggs and the beetles are no longer interested.

I wish squirrels would stop stealing my tomatos.

Granted, the neighbors start stealing them before the squirrels get to them.

I wish the garden were all planted and thriving.

granted but the entire garden is marigolds.

I wish i had no food allergies.

Granted, you can and do eat everything, until you get so big you pop.

I wish this hot weather would break.

Granted, the hot weather is now breaking all previous records.


I wish for a honeymoon.

Granted, the International Space Station is almost complete and ready to fulfill your wish. However, there are problems at mission control as they cannot decide if set, clover or forest blossom honey would be the best coating for the moon.

I wish for some help in the garden.

Granted, all the moles in mine relocate to yours and help you with the digging.

I wish there were no moles in my garden.

Granted. The French government arrests them all for espionage and deports them back to your brother's garden in England.

I wish Harry was awake so we could go berry-picking before it gets hot.

Granted, Harry was awake but he was just pretending to sleep because he didn't want to go.

I wish there were no slugs in my garden.

Granted, the slugs are now in your house.

I wish I could go back to sleep.

Granted. However, as you are running an errand, the only place to sleep is on the fast lane of the highway.

I wish to feel refreshed when I wake each morning.

Granted, a tornado whisks your house away leaving only your bed exposed to the elements. You now awake every morning feeling very refreshed by the wind and elements.

I wish someone would deposit £1 billion into my bank account.