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Granted, but you are expected to pay it all back.

I wish for a cuckoo clock to put up in my room.

Granted but the cuckoo throws you out of your room and takes over your bed.

I wish for an interesting dinner tonight.

Granted, Nessie comes to join you at the dining table, his table manners may leave a lot to be desired but his conversation is interesting.

I wish for a fish-finger sandwich.

Granted, but they leave on the fingernails, too.

I wish for the haze to burn off so I can swim.

Granted, the haze burns off but only after the whole pond has boiled off.

I wish I had gotten some cooking done today.

Granted, but unfortunately you had gone temporarily insane and ended up cooking your neighbors.

I wish to be able to make my class schedule for next year by tomorrow.

Granted. You make it with the help of the entire world`s technical support people who have turned up to help. They now all need feeding and driven home.

I wish that ready-to-eat fruit bought didn`t take 8 weeks to ripen.

Granted, it is now so GM contaminated that it is poisonous to all life forms that it remains unripe and well preserved for ever.

I wish to pick my first courgettes of the season from the garden today.

Granted, you may pick away but the man from DelMonte will be collecting them all at 5pm sharp, so they better be boxed and ready for him.

I wish to have dinner with Nessie again sometime soon.

Granted; this time you're invited to his place.

I wish I could find some place to put my desk other than directly in front of the air conditioner.

Granted, you put it in front of the heater.

I wish I wasn't so bored.

Granted, you are now being chased by a grizzly bear. That's exciting, isn't it?

I wish to get my class schedule for the fall straightened out.

Granted, you fall down stairs with your schedule and need to get your leg put in plaster and straightened out.

I wish I was 18 again.

Granted, you are now 18 weeks old and have a bad case of gout.

I wish toddler could do more cleaning up after themselves and do it well.

Granted, the toddler clears away all the dirty dishes into the washing machine and his dirty clothes into the garbage disposal unit and his toys in a neat line across the top step of the stairs.

I wish for the temperature to be lower tomorrow.

Granted! enjoy the new ice age in your town -32 degrees constant

I wish for my friends to live closer

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