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11 Aug 2022, 2:14 pm

She's definitely a curiosity isn't she?


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11 Aug 2022, 3:49 pm

Should we take a look inside your brain first?


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11 Aug 2022, 3:55 pm

Won't it take half a decade to get a scan on the NHS these days?


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11 Aug 2022, 5:40 pm

Shall we perform it on him ourselves? Do you think you'd be able to hold his head still?


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11 Aug 2022, 5:53 pm

Are you implying that he has Parkinson's or something?


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12 Aug 2022, 1:27 am

I think we need to invetigate (you are spared if you get the reference).

Should we sedate him first? Make him sniff a carrot to put him out?


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12 Aug 2022, 4:35 am

8O

I'd hate to meet you both in a dark alley... I'd be lucky to escape with my roots intact. Where can I safely hide?


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12 Aug 2022, 5:01 am

In a well-regulated tannery?


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12 Aug 2022, 7:08 am

Sounds like I could be skinned alive?


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12 Aug 2022, 7:20 am

From a logical positive perspective, what are the chances of that happening, on a scale of 0-237?


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12 Aug 2022, 8:43 am

Very high, haven't you heard of Radish skin coats? More rare and valuable than mole skin.


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12 Aug 2022, 8:51 am

Do you know you're an anagram of Rashid?


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12 Aug 2022, 8:55 am

I didn't. Cool Rashid Radish. Are you really "Rude Hope"?


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12 Aug 2022, 9:00 am

Isn't he a Dutch footballer?


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12 Aug 2022, 10:16 am

Radish wrote:
I didn't. Cool Rashid Radish. Are you really "Rude Hope"?

Are you my uncle? 8O


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12 Aug 2022, 11:02 am

No, are you my mummy?


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