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03 Dec 2007, 12:00 am

Granted but the previous owners were rambunctious five year olds bent on destruction of all things cool.

I wish I could lose twenty pounds.


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03 Dec 2007, 12:31 am

Granted, here's your tapeworm!

I wish that IamnotaParakeet were, in fact, a Parakeet, with Caso as his keeper.



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03 Dec 2007, 2:18 am

Not granted, too many complications in the magic process for me to allow that.

I wish that I could lose ten pounds by christmas.


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03 Dec 2007, 4:40 am

Granted, here's your tapeworm!! !

I wish I had a helicopter, and that Harrison Ford would teach me how to fly it.



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03 Dec 2007, 12:25 pm

Granted but he doesn't know how to fly one so you both crash and are stranded on a desert Island, just the two of you :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

I wish I was an only child.


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03 Dec 2007, 12:30 pm

Granted, but you are the complete center of attention because your parents have little going on in their lives and have no other children to love.

I wish I was completely content.


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03 Dec 2007, 12:33 pm

Granted but now you're bored with being content.


I wish I was a monster.


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03 Dec 2007, 1:37 pm

Granted but everyone hates you.

I wish there was school today so that way the power can go out at school.


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03 Dec 2007, 1:39 pm

Granted. But you get electrocuted by a stray wire.

I wish that it would snow.


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03 Dec 2007, 2:10 pm

Granted, you have a BLIZZARD.


I wish everyone a Happy Hannukah and a Merry Christmas! Oh and not to forget Happy Kwanza and Happy New Year!! !!


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03 Dec 2007, 2:25 pm

NoNameRockBand wrote:
Granted, you have a BLIZZARD.


I wish everyone a Happy Hannukah and a Merry Christmas! Oh and not to forget Happy Kwanza and Happy New Year!! !!

granted but a bomb goes off on new years day destroying earth!

i wish to be totally mummy wrapped in a giant soft silky blood pressure cuff!


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03 Dec 2007, 2:32 pm

unable to grant, due to the fact that there isn't enough.

I wish that it would stop raining.


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03 Dec 2007, 2:45 pm

Granted but it rains on and on and on.


I wish the wind would pick up.


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03 Dec 2007, 2:45 pm

Gamester wrote:
unable to grant, due to the fact that there isn't enough.

I wish that it would stop raining.

WHAT!! ! YOU CANT GRANT MY WISH.... NOOOOOOOOO... WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE ISNT ENOUGH!! ! ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS GO TO WELCH ALLYN AND PROGRAM ONE OF THEIR MACHINES TO MAKE A GIANT ONE!! !

repeating wish

i wish to be totally mummy wrapped in a giant soft silky blood pressure cuff!


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03 Dec 2007, 2:57 pm

Granted, but it suffocates you.

I wish I could find that movie mom keeps nagging me about.I know it somewhere in this place, just not anywhere I've looked.


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03 Dec 2007, 3:01 pm

NoNameRockBand wrote:
Granted, but it suffocates you.

I wish I could find that movie mom keeps nagging me about.I know it somewhere in this place, just not anywhere I've looked.

it suffocates me but still i died happy :P

granted but you download the movie off of an illegal bitTorrent site and get thrown in jail the next week


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