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TallyMan
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06 Mar 2009, 1:33 pm

Howls at the moon every Thursday after eating a hot dog.


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06 Mar 2009, 1:40 pm

Has fallen madly in love with a goldfish.



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06 Mar 2009, 2:02 pm

Had a sword fight with a swordfish, gave a doll to a dolphine, threw a lobster and now has a problem with crabs.


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06 Mar 2009, 3:34 pm

Participated in the very first edition of the Olympic Games. Got an honourary mention for having the best accuracy at throwing judges with a javelin.



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06 Mar 2009, 3:38 pm

Drank water backwards.


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06 Mar 2009, 3:44 pm

Was due to fight Mohammed Ali for the world boxing championship but threw in the sponge.


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06 Mar 2009, 3:53 pm

Went to the sun but didn't get burned.


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06 Mar 2009, 3:55 pm

Employs a chimp on a typewriter who gives him lines to post on this thread.



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06 Mar 2009, 4:09 pm

Employs a spider to spin his posts then put them onto the web for him.


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06 Mar 2009, 4:22 pm

Has an superhero alter ego...Count Man!


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TallyMan
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07 Mar 2009, 12:59 pm

Enjoys a bowl of cat food for breakfast washed down with a bowl of cream. Purrrfect.


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07 Mar 2009, 1:08 pm

Hands out flyers to the public calling for members to his secret society.



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07 Mar 2009, 1:12 pm

Is the stuntman for the invisible man in the film of the same name. However, his skill has gone largely unnoticed.


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08 Mar 2009, 12:57 am

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08 Mar 2009, 5:17 am

sucks the juice out of flies and other invertebrates he happens to encounter.


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08 Mar 2009, 7:16 am

Stormed into the Louvre claiming he owns the original Mona Lisa as painted by Leonardo di Vinci. He was wrong, he the owned a replica painted by Leonardo the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. The fact that Mona was green did not deter him...