Corrupt A Wish

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Granted - It will never turn on again.

I wish I could get World of Warcraft installed on my pc!

Granted, but the program will crash without reason and it's very buggy.

I wish the Metro 2033 RP started already.

Dude, it's doing that anyway

It has, but you don't know about it and end up missing it!

I wish I had a huge yummy chocolate cake right now that I could eat right up and have all to myself!

Granted, you eat it all up and get a painful stomach ache afterward.

I wish for something fun to do today.

Granted - but it's something someone ELSE thinks is fun!

Wishes it wasn't so hot

Granted, but now you are in a massive snowstorm.

I wish for more posters on the forementioned thread.

Granted, but the thread gets locked by mods.

I wish for a computer that was ten times faster.

Granted, you get a reply from a prince in Nigeria that wants you to help him transfer $10 million in funds via your bank account.

I wish it was cooler today.

Granted, but not in your country

I wish my food was ready

Granted, 'A' positive today rather than B rhesus negative - for a change.

I wish there were no horse flies in France.

Granted - You get elephant flies instead

I wish I could have a Chicken Kiev right now

Granted, the KGB abduct you and take you to Kiev. However, they do let you have a chicken sandwich... in your detention cell.

I wish for a baked Alaska.

Granted.. But you get the state baked

I wish to be a little bit taller

Granted, while walking along the pavement you stumble into the road and get your foot stuck in a grate and your hand caught in a passing lorry! . You are now just a little bit taller.

I wish for a strong coffee.

Granted, but you spill it on the floor before you can drink any.

I wish for an early night