Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, it's held at your granny's house instead.

I wish I could be two places at once.

Granted, that lorry in front of you really should have secured that load of sheet glass more securely!

I wish for a new wristwatch.

Granted, you're wrist is in trouble and can't do anything! It's being "watched"

I wish it was 1975

Granted, but you aren't even born then and by a fluke of chance your parents never meet and you never do get born!

I wish for a cup of tea please. Nice simple request. Surely that can be granted free of corruption?

Granted- Heres your cup of iced-tea.


I wish I could meet my favorite guitarist Kirk Hammett

Granted, but by then you have completely lost interest in the guitar and want to play the piano.

I wish for an ice cream.

Granted- I don't know what kind you like so -never mind! You didn't get it!

I wish I could learn the drums.

Granted, you get a job with BP learning how to move oil drums.

I wish for a pint of real English beer.

Granted! its English beer that is from the united states.


I wish to have a blood pressure cuff for my neck custom made so i can still use my trach and ventilator and get tight neck squeeze

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Granted, your wish has not been granted.

I wish his wish has not been granted as well.

Granted, but the logical paradox causes the universe to fold up and turn into a giant turtle.

I wish my new body could eat something more than fish n' rice - maybe I'll try it with a hot Vindaloo curry and see what happens.

granted. You eat hot curry rice and fish but the curry was GMO which caused you to develop an allergy to fish...so now you eat rice.

I wish I was a tea cup, short and stout, so someone can tip me over and pour me out

Granted, but as somebody is about to pick you up, they accidentally knock you off the stove and you shatter into pieces.

I wish to stay up late tonight.

granted: you have instant ireversable insomia...so you stay up counting sheep but they protest the unity is the "only way" and refuse to be counted.

I wish for world peace (just curious how this could be corrupted)

*delivers a pile of green mush*

Oh, I heard you wish for whirled peas. Sorry.

I wish for a nice Indian summer.