Corrupt A Wish

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26 Jul 2010, 12:29 am

granted: india will have a great summer, but you will be roasting in 110 degrees with 120 heat index

I wish for a pied piper to come along and flute all the ants out of my house

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26 Jul 2010, 1:50 am

All the ants follow him out of the house, but the rats that were following him decide to stay.

I wish the blackberries across the street were ready.

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26 Jul 2010, 3:09 am

granted: they got ready, but then the bears ate them along with your lawn chairs

I wish I knew how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if he could chuck wood

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26 Jul 2010, 7:35 am

Granted, but a woodchuck chucks wood at your wood while you study its woodchucking ways.

I wish to return as a vampire after death.

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26 Jul 2010, 8:17 am

Granted- you will live FOREVER!

I wish for an endless supply of Boston Cream Pie.

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26 Jul 2010, 8:25 am

Granted - this is how you will look in a few years time:

I wish never to see the images I just saw ever again!

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26 Jul 2010, 11:37 am

Granted, she comes to live with you so you won't need images anymore. You'll have all of her to love!!

I wish to be cloned so I could get everything done today, and still relax by the lake.

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26 Jul 2010, 11:39 am

Granted, she comes to live with you so you won't need images anymore. You'll have all of her to love!!

I wish to be cloned so I could get everything done today, and still relax by the lake.

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26 Jul 2010, 11:58 am

^ Granted, was the double post by your clone? However, you both laze around at the lake all day and get nothing done. Only thing is you each only get a half share of bacon now since you have to share.

I wish for a bacon sandwich on white bread with a little butter on it.

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26 Jul 2010, 12:45 pm

Granted, your new live-in sticks herself between two slices of bread and serves herself on a giant platter. :eew:

I wish I could stay here and be a smart as....kitty, but a lake is calling me.

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26 Jul 2010, 12:53 pm

Granted, you remain as the clone of the clone doing the work.

I wish to disappear for a while.

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27 Jul 2010, 2:49 am

*scratches her head* *wonders who answered his wish*

I wish TallyMan would reappear.

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28 Jul 2010, 7:01 am

:lol: Granted. Now I'm back I steal all of your bacon.

I wish for an unlimited supply of streaky bacon.

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28 Jul 2010, 11:25 am

Granted: thanks to you the earth gets wrapped in striped bacon creating the next ice age.

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28 Jul 2010, 11:28 am

ohh and I wish for straight silky hair

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28 Jul 2010, 12:12 pm

Granted, you now have 1000 silk worms living on your head making straight silk hair.

I wish I had some hair on my head!

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