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oh my god! How did you know?

You did get a couple of things wrong though.

1) I'm in a sound studio on Mars where we faked the Moon Landing.

2) I'm not with NASA I'm with GNASA (the Gerontological Nasal Acussational
Speculum Association)

3) my magic beans are growing quite nicely, but I am actually training them towards Betelguise, which is apparently going to have a Vintage year.

Always keeps a bicycle in the boot of his car
so he can still cycle home if his car gets stolen...

Is ever hopeful that when ET visits Earth he will bring him space candy and Monopoly money.

Was unfortunate that ET gave him space money, which is not legal tender on Earth and Space candy which is poisonous to humans.

Can produce pies from hammer space. But only when doing cosplay as Bomberman.

Got hammered in space and nailed on earth......

Got their hand amputated and replaced with a broom, for easier sweeping. Has since come to regret it.

Had a plectrum surgically attached to his index finger. Has since regretted it, especially when picking his nose and going to the toilet.

Has given birth to two baby boys, a rat and a salamander this year alone.

Reproduces by division and cuttings. Every time he cuts his finger and toe nails there are another twenty i_wanna_blues!

Stores his extra cash in his esophagus.

Has naturally blue skin that he keeps covered up with make-up.

Is about to be grabbed from behind by a tentacled alien. RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNN!

Wears a fake beard - if you look closely, you can see the rubber band round the back of his head.

Made Barney turn purple with one of his experiments......

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