Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, but you drop it in the water while trying to photograph one particular swimmer at the bay shore, and it's ruined.....

I wish to go salsa dancing.

Granted but you get thrown out for trampling on the food.

I wish my dog would stop farting.

Granted, it's progressed to diarrhea.

I wish I had already fed the landlady's cats this morning.

Granted- They ate all your furnature.


I wish I could speak Spanish.

Dado. Lo hablas pero no entendés nada.

I wish to get a lot done today!

(with that, signing off for now)

Your done the things you want to do, but you find out their due in one year, not only that, alot of tasks appear for you, and they all due in tomorrow.

I wish I made sense

Granted, but I don't understand your wish.

I wish Zeus was more benign.

Granted, he is benign to us ladies, but to the guys he's a real s.o.b.

I wish for a tomato sandwich before having a chocolate ice cream cone.

Granted, you get a tomato ice cream and a chocolate sandwich.

I wish I had a larger handbag.

Granted, but the weight of it dislocates your shoulder and re-injures your neck

I wish it weren't too hot to continue weeding the garden.

Granted a swarm of locusts arrives and removes all vegetable matter from your garden.

I wish for a good nights sleep.

It would be better than the current state!


Granted, but it will start at 10pm EDT (Maryland time), so you'll sleep late French time and miss tomorrow's work deadlines.

I wish for that dish of chocolate ice cream now. I'm dripping sweat!

Granted you get a bowl of dripping (lard) and chocolate ice cream. Curious combination, but each to their own.

I wish I didn't feel so tired at this moment in time.

Granted ... that's why your good night's sleep won't start until 10pm Maryland time

I wish to go skinny-dipping (I know, that's a repeat -- it sure would feel good in this heat, though!)

Granted, but all your neighbours decide to start a barbecue at the side of the beach just after you've got into the water.

I wish for a random wish

Granted ... your wish is for a pink lace bra! Random enough?

I wish for a pair of pink lace panties to go with that bra.