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24 Jul 2011, 2:01 am

What is a small, yellow creature that, once stuck in the ear, enables you to understand anything spoken in any language?

A. Forty-two.


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24 Jul 2011, 4:29 am

[quote="conundrum"

A. Forty-two.[/quote]

What is six times seven? (The more interesting question will have to wait. My Commodore 64 is working on it as we speak!)

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24 Jul 2011, 12:11 pm

Q: Who is an author that I've NEVER heard of?


A: broccoli



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24 Jul 2011, 2:44 pm

Q: What is the vegetable with the most Italian-sounding name?

A: Christmas tree.



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24 Jul 2011, 5:35 pm

Q: What is the Christmas decoration craze started when Prince Albert had a tree cut down & given to Queen Victoria?

A: vegamite



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25 Jul 2011, 1:32 am

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A: vegamite


What kind of sandwich do Men at Work sing about?

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(Tim Berners-Lee invented the World Wide Web, by the way.)

A: Weird Al Yankovic



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25 Jul 2011, 9:51 am

Q: Who sings a better rendition of "Like a Virgin" than Madonna?


A: 138 degrees



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26 Jul 2011, 4:40 am

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A: 138 degrees


How hot does it have to be to prevent someone in the group from saying "Yes, but its a dry heat."

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A: Komodo dragon



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26 Jul 2011, 12:29 pm

Q: What do you get when you mix up a slange term for the toilet along with one of Harry Potters nemesis' in HP and the Goblet of Fire?


A: wedding cake.



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26 Jul 2011, 7:48 pm

Q: A pastry eaten at a marital ceremony.


A: Frank the rabbit


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27 Jul 2011, 2:00 am

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A: Frank the rabbit


What is the working title of the sequel to "Curse of the Ware Rabbit?"

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A: 3.1415927



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27 Jul 2011, 1:48 pm

Q: What is Pi are square & cornbread are round?


A: dark side of the moon



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27 Jul 2011, 11:22 pm

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A: dark side of the moon


What is the best known Pink Floyd album?

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A: Chevy Chase, Dan Aykroyd, John Belushi, Gilda Radner, Garrett Morris, Lorraine Neumann, and Jane Curtin



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28 Jul 2011, 9:35 am

Q: Who were the BEST cast of Saturday Night Live?


A: Red Velvet Cake



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28 Jul 2011, 5:34 pm

Q: What is a dessert popular in the American South, where it most likely originated. It is similar in flavor and texture to yellow cake, but contains cocoa and typically gets its trademark color from red food coloring.


A: F*cking, Austria


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28 Jul 2011, 8:09 pm

Where is a place that I'm assuming you dislike?

Confusion.


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