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Whatever you do to me, I will always pray for assassination for you.



No matter where you go, ___ __ will always be there, eating an ice cream with ___ sauce and a ___ topping.

No matter where you go, Snuggle Bear will always be there, eating an ice cream with blood sauce and a corpse topping
We all know the Snuggle fabric softner bear is really an evil cyborg hell-bent on the annihilation of the human species. Oh and he works for Autism Speaks...


The hungry________ was out ________ing at the ___________ __________ attempting to ________ his _________.

The hungry badger was out scratching at the fallen tree attempting to remove his ticks.

I don't ___, I ___ and I do ___, but I don't ___.

CyborgUprising, I sense... bitterness. They're not too popular, and I've read about why. Morbidly cute fill in, I must say. Yeah, that Snuggle Bear is a bit creepy.


I don't hide, I fight and I do karate, but I don't run.

Get that _ away from my _ or else I'll _ on your _ .

Get that Twilight DVD away from my DVD player or else I'll rain on your parade.

If Jimmy ___ ___ and no-one ___, why does he keep ____ it?

If Jimmy tap dances, and no one cares, why does he keep doing it?


If I _____ a ______ for a pet, I __________ have ____ _____ Mom.

If I had a Tasmanian Devil for a pet, I would have to tell Mom.

In case you ____ ____, since you ____ I've been ______.

In case you break wind since you ate I've been holdingmybreath.

Don't make your tea so _____ or you'll wind up _____ in the bathroom.

Don't make your tea so bitter or you'll wind up crying in the bathroom.

If I see someone who does not like _____ , I'll make him ______ his _____ !

If I see someone who does not like porridge, I'll make him eat his porridge!

When the ____ and the ____ join together in darkness, ___ will descend upon the ____.

When the fashion and the glitter join together in darkness, fabulousness will descend upon the undead.

Please hold this _ while I _ my _ to the _.

Please hold this take-out food container while I walk my butt to the washroom.

Today I went to _______ and the _________ with my ________.

Today I went to town and the buildings with my friend.

_ realised exactly what was _ _ _. _ Knew it was the _ _ _ of _, and it was _ _ _. _ _ _ _, bt just when it seemd all hope had gone, _ heard _ _ saying "_ _ _ _ _", and looked up to see _ there. Then _ literally _ from _ _.

(Each "_" represents one word)

He realised exactly what was happening. He knew it was the end of Christmas, and it was Boxing Day. But just when it seemd all hope had gone, he heard Santa saying "Ho", and looked up to see him there. Then Santa literally came from the chimney.

Not sure where that one came from...

You are ___, you are ____ and I will ___ you until the end of ___!

You are manipulative, you are cruel and I will curse you until the end of eternity!

Today is a _______ day. I feel like a ________ __________. ____________ save me with your __________ and I will be your little _________ _________. One eye's ________, one eye's _______ demons, angels a love that's _______.

You are worthless, you are sh** and I will torture you until the end of time!

Not terribly sure why this was what immediately popped into my mind.

I will ____ you so hard, your ____s (plural noun) will ______ out!