Joined: 12 Sep 2018 Age: 71 Gender: Female Posts: 1,035 Location: Far far away
20 Oct 2018, 6:24 pm
kraftiekortie wrote:
Did you write that, Feel?
My Meowmie wrote that after losing a beloved friend. She read it at Ratfinxes funeral and sang "Somewhere over the rainbow" P-paw cried and cried. I see Ratfinx' pictures on the computer - she was white and a pretty crabby cat. I'm much nicer - did you know I was a princess?
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20 Oct 2018, 7:21 pm
feeli0 wrote:
Naia is asleep, and I think the others are napping too. I can arrange to have some food brought in, my human slave is very obliging. ok we need about 10 dishes of crunchies, roast 'mouse' (vegetarian version) in catnip sauce and some salmon mousse. A bowl of acorns for Zarian and some duckweed, maybe half a pound, for Emily and Quackenbush. I will use my handy human-uber-eats app and it should be delivered shortly. That will wake them all up.
Joined: 12 Sep 2018 Age: 71 Gender: Female Posts: 1,035 Location: Far far away
21 Oct 2018, 5:45 am
What kind of things do squirrls do Zandrian? Do you not like to eat and sleep? The bliss of dreaming about eating? Do you have a human slave? What kind of games do you play? I myself have a game involving a small toy mouse, but it requires the human to throw it. I’d like to go on an adventure, but I need a jolly good nap before setting off. Then perhaps a bite to eat...
Ok! I have a large acorn I can throw for the kitty that likes playing with the toy mouse. You can jump up and catch it with your dainty paws.
A magic waterfall sounds awesome. I love the gentle tranquil sound of falling water. If I listen long enough I'll fall asleep but not before a tasty snack.
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21 Oct 2018, 11:58 am
Emily has overheard Jessie's query toward Zandrian and she interjects in turn, seemingly breathless, "Indeed! No coward soul is mine! I do not and shall not depend on humans for my amusement or my survival! I am a hearty creature of self-sufficient means, save the occasional delivery of duckweed - which is arranged by our cat princess herself in contradiction of my need! The wise, teal-topped Quackenbush is correct to assert that I struggled to find my wings as I grew, but that I shall sail on like "silver girl" toward the future when and if I am so inclined. I am no bird, and no net ensnares me: I am a free duckly being with an independent will! Humph!”
Emily fluffs her feathers and realises that she sounds obtuse. The animals gaze at her most confusedly, and Zandrian wanders away to find a piece of bark upon which he can float. She clears her throat and continues, "On the other wing, folks, I do like to eat and nap and play as much as the rest of you! There are indeed some friendly humans, too. Pass me some duckweed and let's see if I can't chase Naia's red dot! I'm no different than you all. Your friendship is my gain, and I'd be happy to roll among the reeds or dance like a Disco Duck!"
At that, Emily quacks the lyrics to her favourite Bee Gees tune, chases Samantha toward the lake and does the 'John Travolta' in celebration of this magnificent day.
*With duckly quotations by the misses Charlotte and Emily Brontë*
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Joined: 12 Sep 2018 Age: 71 Gender: Female Posts: 1,035 Location: Far far away
22 Oct 2018, 2:55 am
Jessie is exhausted after the acorn game, which went on for a very long time. She loves showing off for her new friends and wishes she could sail on a piece of bark like the pretty squirrel Zandrian.
What magic will happen next? Will a door appear to another dimension? Oh gosh I hope there are not dragons!! ! I would love to go on a trip. I have heard there are many other places where animals rule and have no need for human slaves. What would that be like?
Jessie daintily licks between each toe and cleans her face and ears, ready to go to sleep beneath the ferns as the stars twinkle in the velvet sky.