11 Jan 2008, 8:25 am
Giant sausage gets eaten by a bloke named Graham.
11 Jan 2008, 8:26 am
Eat Les Paul, you sausage munching sausage!
11 Jan 2008, 8:28 am
Through the Fire and Flames is so hard that it breaks the guitar.
11 Jan 2008, 8:30 am
Don't worry, the guitar has been replaced with a real one!
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11 Jan 2008, 11:27 am
Drops a piano on the guitar and starts to play Canon in D.
11 Jan 2008, 11:37 am
Franz Liszt plays his Hungarian Rhapsodies and Transcendental Études on the piano until it collapses internally,
as occasionally happened during his concert tours across Europe.
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11 Jan 2008, 11:45 am
Then, his music is poorly recorded and sold in the format of:
11 Jan 2008, 12:19 pm
but compact disc got taken over by pirated copies
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11 Jan 2008, 1:16 pm
This pirate found some gold.
11 Jan 2008, 1:38 pm
The pirate found pyrite, the gold of fools! 
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11 Jan 2008, 1:55 pm
Welding torch causes pyrite to explode!
11 Jan 2008, 1:58 pm
Explosion destroys welding torch.
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11 Jan 2008, 2:00 pm
Blackbird escapes explosion.
11 Jan 2008, 3:26 pm
Magneto suspends Blackbird.
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11 Jan 2008, 4:20 pm
Hulk suspends Magneto.
11 Jan 2008, 5:43 pm
The Hulk is kidnapped by the fashion industry, in order to discover the secret to his Ultimate Stretchy PantsTM, which never break no matter how much he grows.
