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It's your fault the Tooth Fairy no longer comes to my house.

Your fault that you kept putting someone else's dentures under your pillow to try to get more money from the Tooth Fairy.


Sylkat

It's your fault you're a mouse.

It's your fault my cat is chasing my other cat

It's your fault that you haven't stopped them.

And no, sitting down with a bowl of popcorn and watching them is NOT going to stop them.

Your fault for encouraging the cats by throwing your popcorn at them.


Sylkat

It's your fault the cost of popcorn has skyrocketed in movie theatres this year.

Your fault that popcorn will no longer be offered in theaters because you constantly threw handfuls of buttered popcorn at the screen.

And it stuck.


Sylkat

it's your fault children will be eating too much candy tomorrow

Your fault that real zombies will be amongst the trick-or-treaters.


Sylkat

Sylkat's fault that her neighbors are using their leaf-blower.

And it is noisy.


Sylkat

Yep, it's your fault that the leaves from your trees are falling into their yard.

It's your fault i woke on the wrong side of the bed today.

Since you live on a raft, it is your own fault that you fell into the water.


Sylkat

It's your fault my raft was cast adrift.

It's your fault that the guy who was supposed to buy one of my guitars didn't call me today.