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Sheldon: Penny.

Penny: Yeah.

Sheldon: Thanks for letting me stay here.

Penny: Oh, you're welcome sweetie.

Sheldon: Okay, I'm sleepy now, get out.

"The Big Bang Theory"

"This sandwich is an unmitigated disaster. I asked for turkey and roast beef with lettuce and Swiss on whole wheat.

"What did they give you?"

"Turkey and roast beef with Swiss and lettuce on whole wheat. It's the right ingredients but in the wrong order! In a proper sandwich the cheese is adjacent to the bread to create a moisture barrier against the lettuce. They might as well have dragged this thing through a car wash."

Sheldon and Raj in The Big Bang Theory.

Sheldon: Cause of Injury: Lack of Adhesive Ducks.

"The Big Bang Theory"

"Movies or video games? Or board games, or trading card games, or LEGOs, or dress up, or comic books, or dramatic readings of novelizations? Yes to all!"

Sheldon in The Big Bang Theory.

Sheldon: Soft Kitty, Warm Kitty, Little Ball of Fur. Happy Kitty, Sleepy Kitty, Purr, Purr, Purr.

"The Big Bang Theory"

"The online game? Bully!"

Sheldon in The Big Bang Theory.

"You're cheating."

"How can I cheat? There are no rules."

B.J. and Hawkeye in M*A*S*H.

"So, you always were an ***hole."

Wolverine to younger Magento in X-Men: Days of Future Past.

Sheldon: "Cause of Injury: Lack of Adhesive Ducks."

"The Big Bang Theory"

"Give up! Give up! You can't pull us! You can't! You can't!"

Freight cars in Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends.

Zack: You know, I saw this great thing on the Discovery Channel. Turns out if you kill a starfish it'll just come back to life.
Sheldon: Was the starfish wearing boxer shorts? Because you might have been watching Nickelodeon.

"The Big Bang Theory"

Sheldon: Well, well, well, if it isn't Wil Wheaton. The Green Goblin to my Spider-Man, the Pope Paul V to my Galileo, the Internet Explorer to my Firefox!

"The Big Bang Theory"

"I think you can go now! Bye-Bye!"

Sharon Osbourne on America's Got Talent.

Butch Cassidy: What happened to the old bank? It was beautiful.
Guard: People kept robbing it.
Butch Cassidy: Small price to pay for beauty.

"Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid"

"You can have fun at a sack race, but we don't want to see a sack race."

Sharon Osbourne on America's Got Talent.

Andy: I can't tell if it's an "A sharp" or if it's a "B flat"!
Mikey: If you hit the wrong note we'll all "B flat!"

"The Goonies"