04 Dec 2007, 4:04 am
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Strapples
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04 Dec 2007, 8:50 am
I wish there were no active volcanoes in New Zealand and no Tsunamis in Asia.
Granted but both regions now have serious hurricane issues!
ooh... i think i might be getting close to making up a new wish... but still not yet
i wish to be totally mummy wrapped in a giant soft silky blood pressure cuff
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Strapples
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04 Dec 2007, 8:54 am
Granted... But you can't claim your prize... You are trapped, totally mummy wrapped in a giant soft silky blood pressure cuff!
I wish the goblins would come and take you away right now!
MWAH HA HAA HA HA HA HA... you granted the wish to the wrong person!! !
Granted but the goblins go for the wrong person and take unknown_quantity instead!
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04 Dec 2007, 9:23 am
Granted, but it is so tight around your neck that you die of asphyxiation.
I wish that I could visit Chernobyl, in a hazmat suit of course.
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04 Dec 2007, 9:28 am
Granted, but it is so tight around your neck that you die of asphyxiation.
I wish that I could visit Chernobyl, in a hazmat suit of course.
Granted! you visit Chernobyl but you snag your hazmat suit and a radioactive gas gets inside and you grow a third arm and third eye and then die.
YAY i finally got a new wish!! !
i wish for the strongest girl in the world who has soft squishy big arms to wrap me up in them tightly in a super super tight tight tight hug!
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04 Dec 2007, 9:56 am
Granted, but you must marry her.
I wish to become Australian.
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04 Dec 2007, 10:03 am
I wish to become Australian.
iamnotaparakeet thats fine.. ill gladly marry her... i could sit with her hugging me all day and night he he
Granted! you become australian but the country sinks to the ocean like atlantis!
oh boy... i gotta think of a new one again... damn it! cant think of one... time to repeat something... i know ill just shuffle mine...
i wish to be totally mummy wrapped in a giant soft silky blood pressure cuff!
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04 Dec 2007, 10:14 am
You win! Granted, no corruption!
I wish for an infinite amount of non corrupted wishes to be fulfilled.
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04 Dec 2007, 10:16 am
You win! Granted, no corruption!
I wish for an infinite amount of non corrupted wishes to be fulfilled.
Granted! no corruption!! !
i wish for a girl who has huge soft squishy and extremely strong arms to come wrap me up in her arms extremely tight tight tight!
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04 Dec 2007, 10:39 am
Strapples
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04 Dec 2007, 10:42 am
You already have one, do you want to be a polygamist?
Granted. Now your count is 2 strong and soft wives and 4 silk mummy suits!
I want to research the languages of birds and understand how they think.
dont forget those are soft silky giant blood pressure cuffs
not just any mummy suit
and i only need two wives because if ones at work the other one could be holding me tightly in her soft squishy arms...
Granted! but you loose the ability to speak anything but bird!
oy vey... i dont have a new wish...
i wish to be totally mummy wrapped in two giant soft silky blood pressure cuffs... even warmer than just one and yet even sqeezier :p
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04 Dec 2007, 10:57 am
Strapples
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04 Dec 2007, 11:24 am
Whurp weep veeough wheattt!
argh
Granted! but i dont know what you want!
i wish to be totally mummy wrapped in 3 giant soft silky blood pressure cuffs, at the same time!
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