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DarthMaxeuis
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13 Apr 2009, 7:03 am

Has the same age as a giant turtle from the Galapagos Isle.


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13 Apr 2009, 7:22 am

Sees the world in black and white.



TallyMan
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13 Apr 2009, 8:54 am

Sees the world through blue tinted spectacles.


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13 Apr 2009, 11:12 am

Sees the world with his eyes shut.



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13 Apr 2009, 3:38 pm

As a drastic dieting measure has had his eyelids stapled shut. Now he can't look at cream cakes; or anything else fattening.


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13 Apr 2009, 3:58 pm

His latest sneeze caused a spike in the earths green house gas emissions.



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13 Apr 2009, 4:06 pm

Has a video recorder that records television programs a year before they are broadcast. Unfortunately it also prevents him from viewing those recordings until two years later.


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13 Apr 2009, 4:24 pm

Is actually a real debt collector, and you can find him roughhousing old ladies on a Tuesday night .



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13 Apr 2009, 5:39 pm

Contributed to global warming in the worst possible way...Image


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14 Apr 2009, 4:07 am

Bakes bread in the shape of a mobius strip, but can never decide which side to butter.


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14 Apr 2009, 5:10 am

Was able to get a pilot's license by playing Pilotwings.


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14 Apr 2009, 8:04 am

Likes to make a bubble around themself to cushion the impact of bungee jump with no cord.


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14 Apr 2009, 11:15 am

Plans to be the first person to bungee jump from the International space station down to Earth. Just as soon as he finds a bungee long enough.


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14 Apr 2009, 11:46 am

He is dreaming of bananas.



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14 Apr 2009, 2:05 pm

Is giving the bananas nightmares......Image


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14 Apr 2009, 3:21 pm

Runs his car on banana milkshakes. Plans to save even more money by switching the engine to run on pineapples.


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