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Is developing migratory coconuts.....

Espionage! Has infiltrated my coconut laboratory and stolen my secret plants for migrating coconuts.

Doesn't yet realize that his coconuts are migrating out of his lab with all his precious secrets...

Is the destination of all my mischievous migrating coconuts! He gathers their information and passes it on to Russian spies via the local fairground "coconut shy" and a mystery man known only as the nutty kernel.

Dispatched some of his coconuts to contact the Phoebus Cartel in order to secure
sentient octopodes for interrogation purposes...

Wanted to help a man who passed out on the street, but could not remember the number to dial for 911.

Telephoned directory enquiries to ask for the number for directory enquiries.

Has a boneless parrot as a pet.

Ate my boneless parrot! Claimed it was really tasty dipped in some barbecue sauce! He didn't even pluck it first!

Has white plumage instead of a beard on his face.....

Super-glued feathers to my face while I slept

Was kicked off the police force, because he would play the bongos (to create a sense of anticipation) in the lead up to capturing a suspect. Somehow he couldn't understand why the suspects always seemed to be aware of their pending arrest.

Is well known to the police as the blue sapphire burglar. The boys in blue finally caught up with I-wanna-blue. He is now looking blue staring through the bars at his local jail.

Irons his clothes with a Zamboni.

Uses a spork-lift to deal with pesky neighbors.....

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABBQw6Ffbb8[/youtube]

Converts his neighbours houses into public libraries while they are away on holiday.