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Is studying to become a Pastafarian monk....

Richie is a communist and loves every second of it.

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Here is what he says whenever he sees something he doesn't understand:
"Ιτ ις αλλ Γρεεκ το με"

hehe

Is fluent in Esperanto.

Is fluent in Expresso and his favorite comedy team is Abbot and Bustello...

Hasn't taken a shower yet today.

Sleeps on the ceiling.....

Curses, I've been found out.

Uh... Gained 2 pounds in the last year.

Eats cereal boxes but not the cereal for breakfast.

Was lying in bed one cold Autumn morning, luxuriating in the soft warm comfort
and the delicious snugglicious enjoyment of being all wrapped up tight and safe
under the covers in the tender texturous delight of his downy haven,
when he realized that in fact his bedroom should in fact literally BE a bedroom!

To this end he has filled that room up with goose-down mattress's to the ceiling,
and now cannot squeeze himself in there
and has to sleep in the bath-tub in his bathroom.

And then suddenly realized that his bathroom should BE a bathroom...
uh-oh!

After spending his whole life as a bottle fed bottom feeder.....
He said: "I'll trade the bottle in front of me for a frontal lobotomy."

Is only capable of reading books when standing on the top step of a ladder. Otherwise he is rendered illiterate.

Is literate only when his posts land in the blue instead of green, that is why he calls himself "i_wanna_blue".

is a total hyperlexic, that he reads before he even sits down!

Drinks toasts to coasts on roller-coasters,
but got roasted for placing drinks on toasters,
for the roller-coaster had no coasters.