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04 Sep 2010, 4:06 pm

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Granted, you lose your short term memory and keep switching task all the time now forgetting what you were doing a minute ago.

I wish it was Sunday tomorrow.

Granted, You are now one day ahead of every one, good luck being on time.

I wish my dog would quit rubbing his but across the floor.

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04 Sep 2010, 4:19 pm

Granted, he now rubs it along your bed! (That can be a sign they need some worming tablets)

I wish my dog didn't find and roll in the most disgusting smelly stuff he can find. e.g. badger poo.

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04 Sep 2010, 4:25 pm

TallyMan wrote:

I wish my dog didn't find and roll in the most disgusting smelly stuff he can find. e.g. badger poo.

First let me say this, rofl lol and haha.
Second, Granted. now he finds and roll's in his own poo.

I wish my shirts would quit fading. Blue shirts should be Blue, not Blue/pink

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04 Sep 2010, 9:30 pm

Granted, quit using bleach!

I wish for a small dish of dark chocolate ice cream with almonds. Please.

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05 Sep 2010, 12:01 am

Granted. I used a bowl out of Barbie's Dream House.

I wish we were all in the same time zone.

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05 Sep 2010, 4:49 am

Granted, due to various natural disasters on the planet, the only inhabitable place left is Iceland, so everyone who survives moves there. Everyone is now in the same time zone.

I wish I had a pet dinosaur.

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05 Sep 2010, 5:00 am

Granted. Your pet dinosaur turns out to be a carnivorous one and eats you.

I wish I had a pen that writes.

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05 Sep 2010, 5:55 am

Granted, but it only writes when held upside down.

I wish my pencil had a point.

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05 Sep 2010, 1:56 pm

Yes, but it talks forever and even adds in a bunch of irrelevant information to get there, quickly causing everyone around him to become bored.

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05 Sep 2010, 2:33 pm

You wished for nothing ... granted.

I wish the jerk who just showed up would leave (landlady's husband)

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05 Sep 2010, 3:15 pm

Granted. He leaves, but only so he could get his wife and come back to spend the day with you.

I wish the smoked garlic would not permeate *everything*.

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05 Sep 2010, 4:32 pm

Granted, but now it permeates "anything".

I wish I owned Nintendo.

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05 Sep 2010, 7:49 pm

Granted, Except Nintendo is also the name of a small poodle.

I wish I could play the harp.

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05 Sep 2010, 8:02 pm

Granted, you're a "Jew's harp" virtuoso (remember those?)

I wish I would get offered that position tomorrow, even though it's a holiday.

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05 Sep 2010, 8:13 pm

Granted, but your at a BBQ when you find out and you get so excited you choke on your hot dog.

I wish Barney were real.

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05 Sep 2010, 8:29 pm

Granted... he's been congressman from Massachusetts since 1981!

I wish I were Wendell Berry's neighbor or daughter.

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