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21 Apr 2009, 11:21 pm

inhales waaaaaaay too deeply when checking to see if milk has gone bad. 8O


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22 Apr 2009, 9:42 am

was part of the "in crowd" until it thinned out a bit, and he became part of the "in roomful".


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22 Apr 2009, 12:18 pm

Turned into a dog once.


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22 Apr 2009, 12:23 pm

Turns into a dog every third minute, and therefore his music videos need a lot of cutting.



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22 Apr 2009, 1:33 pm

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22 Apr 2009, 3:36 pm

Thinks that the person who invented LEGO was truly a Great Dane.


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22 Apr 2009, 4:29 pm

Is developing a theory of how Swedes evolved from meatballs....


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23 Apr 2009, 8:18 am

Sued J K Rowling when an overly heavy copy of one of her books fell on (his? her? sorry not sure!) head when balanced precariously on the top shelf (hence the ladder).



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23 Apr 2009, 10:14 am

is currently suing his alter ego with a friend of the court motion for theft of intectual property.


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23 Apr 2009, 12:47 pm

Organises fund raises for fund raiser organisers.



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23 Apr 2009, 4:27 pm

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23 Apr 2009, 4:36 pm

Most people use pans to cook bacon, but flailure uses bacon to cook pans...

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23 Apr 2009, 4:45 pm

(Wow! That's trippy!)


Richie is looking for a human test subject to further the aforementioned research.


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23 Apr 2009, 5:03 pm

Has a pet lion that eats snakes :)



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23 Apr 2009, 5:13 pm

Has a pet snake that eats lions and tigers... 8O


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23 Apr 2009, 5:14 pm

Has a pet horse that lives in a castle,that has a chocolate fountain,and a jelly pool :)

yummy