Page 604 of 1084 [ 17336 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 601, 602, 603, 604, 605, 606, 607 ... 1084  Next

TallyMan
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 30 Mar 2008
Gender: Male
Posts: 40,061

23 Oct 2009, 12:46 pm

And in this universe objects have 2.5 dimensions instead of the usual 3.


_________________
I've left WP indefinitely.


Averick
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 5 Mar 2007
Age: 46
Gender: Male
Posts: 2,709
Location: My tower upon the crag. Yes, mwahahaha!

23 Oct 2009, 1:24 pm

"I wish Averick would just give up and stop captioning me.
It's boring really."


_________________
Light in the absence of eyes illuminates nothing.


TallyMan
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 30 Mar 2008
Gender: Male
Posts: 40,061

23 Oct 2009, 1:26 pm

(On the phone:) Hello? Skin care department? I've just used your spray on tan and there seems to be a problem.


_________________
I've left WP indefinitely.


Averick
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 5 Mar 2007
Age: 46
Gender: Male
Posts: 2,709
Location: My tower upon the crag. Yes, mwahahaha!

23 Oct 2009, 1:33 pm

(On the phone) "Hello, officer. There seems to be a strange, golden living buddha that keeps harrassing me."


_________________
Light in the absence of eyes illuminates nothing.


TallyMan
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 30 Mar 2008
Gender: Male
Posts: 40,061

23 Oct 2009, 2:07 pm

Auditioned for the part of the Golden Boy in the film of the same name alongside Eddy Murphy.


_________________
I've left WP indefinitely.


i_wanna_blue
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 9 Aug 2008
Gender: Male
Posts: 11,113

23 Oct 2009, 3:16 pm

"Wake me up when September ends..." (or should that be October?)



TallyMan
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 30 Mar 2008
Gender: Male
Posts: 40,061

23 Oct 2009, 3:54 pm

... then push this symbol and the star gate will open a worm-hole to the planet Alpha Centauri.


_________________
I've left WP indefinitely.


visagrunt
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 16 Oct 2009
Age: 59
Gender: Male
Posts: 6,118
Location: Vancouver, BC

23 Oct 2009, 5:01 pm

"2 times 2 is 4, 4 times 4 is 16, 16 x 16 is 256, 256 x 256 is 65536..."


_________________
--James


Tim_Tex
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 2 Jul 2004
Age: 46
Gender: Male
Posts: 46,689
Location: Houston, Texas

23 Oct 2009, 5:04 pm

"My blanket keeps me secure."


_________________
Who’s better at math than a robot? They’re made of math!


AtomicKaiju
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 17 Jun 2009
Age: 35
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,830
Location: Outer Space

23 Oct 2009, 11:07 pm

"Welcome to WP!"



TallyMan
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 30 Mar 2008
Gender: Male
Posts: 40,061

24 Oct 2009, 6:03 am

Have you seen my nose anywhere? I seem to have misplaced it.


_________________
I've left WP indefinitely.


theimperiousdork
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 7 Jul 2009
Age: 40
Gender: Male
Posts: 5,896
Location: Secret

24 Oct 2009, 7:05 am

Confucius say.... "Be a man!"



ProfessorX
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 8 Feb 2007
Age: 52
Gender: Male
Posts: 16,795

24 Oct 2009, 9:48 am

WP call center how may I help you today??



i_wanna_blue
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 9 Aug 2008
Gender: Male
Posts: 11,113

24 Oct 2009, 10:14 am

On being asked of his view on his rivals painting, Prof X replied: "Nice frame".



ProfessorX
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 8 Feb 2007
Age: 52
Gender: Male
Posts: 16,795

24 Oct 2009, 10:19 am

A representation of color and texture to perfectly illustrate a thousand varied emotions within the artist's mind..



TallyMan
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 30 Mar 2008
Gender: Male
Posts: 40,061

24 Oct 2009, 11:47 am

I bought this from Sotherbys at auction. It only cost $5 million and is copy of reprint of an impression of an original painting by Van Goochy.


_________________
I've left WP indefinitely.