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richie
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28 Apr 2009, 6:17 pm

Gives false teeth to his servants so he can call them indentured.....


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29 Apr 2009, 8:46 am

Often goes by the name, Al Dente.


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29 Apr 2009, 9:05 am

Often goes by the name of In Dente.


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30 Apr 2009, 3:39 pm

Has a car with a big dente.


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30 Apr 2009, 3:54 pm

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30 Apr 2009, 6:39 pm

Wants to become a dental floss tycoon....Instead got caught in a mental toss typhoon.


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01 May 2009, 2:58 am

Is the only known vampire with false teeth. Unfortunately he woke up this morning minus his teeth and is having difficulty remembering whose neck he bit last.


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01 May 2009, 6:13 am

has spent all evening with Kenny helping burn his poots away.


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01 May 2009, 9:56 am

Uses the words, ergo, forsooth, plethora, and vehemently on a daily basis, usually in the same sentence


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01 May 2009, 12:21 pm

Forsooth he uses a plethora of archaic words in emails to his colleagues, ergo they never understand him and vehemently refuse to respond in anything other than burble of the most arcane manner.


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01 May 2009, 2:21 pm

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Forsooth he uses a plethora of archaic words in emails to his colleagues, ergo they never understand him and vehemently refuse to respond in anything other than burble of the most arcane manner.

lol Epic!

Is inebriated with the exuberance of his verbosity.


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01 May 2009, 2:34 pm

Is so forgetful he staples post-it notes to his tie. Unfortunately he forgot to wear the reminder-laden tie to work.


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01 May 2009, 2:39 pm

Is still trying to decide whether he should display verbose pomposity or pompous verbosity, or
whether he should be in a state of nihilistic inebriation or inebriated nihilism.....


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01 May 2009, 11:20 pm

Is actually a minimizationalist.


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02 May 2009, 10:38 am

Is a discombobulationator....


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02 May 2009, 10:44 am

Has disconboblinated the boblination circuit on his bobination machine. Now it works backwards.


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