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Is a gobhoblin among the hobgoblins....

is the largest contributor to the new "Save the bookworm food!" campaign.

Tends to forget words so had the brilliant idea of writing then on the end of his tongue (as shown in his avatar). Now during conversations he can truly say "The word is on the tip of my tongue".

Is fobbin' along with the boffins....

Is trying to find the culprit who released a book worm in his library. He has suspicions that someone gained access, circumventing all his security measures, via a worm hole in his astro-physics section.

That would be you, since you gave such a detailed description of how it was done.....The Fiend!! !! !

Has out sleuthed the slippery scoundrel who sequestered for a sojourn in his library.

While sojourning in the library the soldiers came and soldered his shoulder blades to the ceiling.....

Bizarre bookwyrme topic

Has a secret desire to become the largest prime number in the universe.

Is a complex but irrational person who likes to numerate and integrate the denominator of functions in an exponential way, but is always differentially hungry for pi.

Expects mercy from a Mersenne Prime...

youthfully uses elaborate enunciation of Esperanto euphemisms to eulogise every yearling.

Dislikes the monopoly that Heinz has in supplying his favourite ketchup so is looking to go open sauce.

Applies the Gulden Rule to everything in life....That is why he smells like mustard.

Keeps intruders from entering his library by having it filled with mustard gas. A full chemical hazard suit and breathing apparatus is thus needed to enter the library and read the books.

Licked an ants bottem