Corrupt A Wish

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Granted. Unfortunately, the doctor is really his own evil twin(There had to have been an episode like that!) and he attempts to trick you and turn you evil!


I wish that for one week I could be an extra in a Harry Potter book. Skulking along the corridors unseen with an invisibility cloak.

Granted. Unfortunately you get assigned to Draco Malfoy's quidditch team.

I wish I had gotten up early enough to go to mass at the monastery this morning, instead of the local parish.

This is a very, very, very small post.

Granted. Unfortunately for you, an atheist is granting this wish, and you loose your Faith before you even get to church. That's why you should never put an atheist in charge of your wishes! Mua ha ha ha!

I wish advertisements came to me in my dreams.

where is the picture of the monkey phone guy dream of him.

I wish for a baby of my own.

Granted. Your left boob is a cup size D, and your right is a cup size EEE.

I wish for something pretty to wear.

Granted. You now have pretty clothes composed of poison ivy leaves.

I wish more people visited my blog and wrote comments on my posts (note the handy hyperlink).

Granted, but your blog comments are overrun by LOLCATZ.

I wish for a Bic lighter.

Granted, but it's out of fuel. No Bic flipping for you.

I wish for summer to come back.

granted, but it will bring summer rains and storms every day.

i wish to have new friends.

Granted. You now have "new" friends. However, the novelty wears off soon and they become "old" friends, complete with dentures, a walking cane, and an artificial hip.

I wish my Nintendo DS had a duel core, 64-bit ARM11 CPU clocked at 532 MHz and a nVidia Tegra GPU clocked at 238 MHz instead of a 32-bit ARM946E-S processor clocked at 67.028 MHz and a 32-bit ARM7TDMI co-processor clocked at 33.514 MHz.

Granted. But it all stops working after you knock over your supersized mega big gulp soda on it.

I wish it were warm enough to sunbathe today.

Granted. You may now bathe in the sun!

I wish I had a girlfriend.

Granted. But you suddenly realize you she's not your dream girl - that one is in the other classroom - and she's always had a secret crush on you.

I wish for Autumn.

Granted, but you'll have to come North to pick it up in person. We don't ship Autumn to Florida.

I wish I had some spinach with my supper.