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Averick
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07 May 2009, 10:29 am

Really is a denizen of the atoll of silly frog people who eat regular people.



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07 May 2009, 11:07 am

Was seen biting his finger nails by a policeman and was arrested and charged with cannibalism.


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07 May 2009, 2:28 pm

Is yet to propose marriage to TallyWomen.



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07 May 2009, 3:15 pm

Lives on a desert island on a diet of coconuts and raw crab and has no internet connection, so posts his messages in a bottle tossed into the sea addressed to WP and an obliging dolphin takes the bottle to the mainland post office who type in his posts for him.


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07 May 2009, 5:44 pm

Posts messages to WP by employing migrating coconuts.....

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzcLQRXW6B0[/youtube]


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07 May 2009, 10:13 pm

^ Is actually a program designed to simulate an actual person's imput.



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08 May 2009, 3:34 am

Is absurn... :P


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08 May 2009, 6:32 am

Works at the same post office which receives I Wanna Blue's bottle posts, and converts all the other posts from WP into bottle posts, which the obliging dolphin brings back to I Wanna Blue on his desert island.



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08 May 2009, 7:44 am

Developed borderline personality disorder while crossing the border into Germany. :wink:



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08 May 2009, 10:36 am

Has painted a face on an old football, so he now has "someone" to talk to on his desert island.
Is passing his time learning to speak dolphin but has difficulty articulating all the clicks and whistles.


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08 May 2009, 11:15 am

^
its actually a Volleyball. :wink:

Has a spoiler attached to his back in order to increase down force when he is walking. But all it's achieved is slowing down his lap times.



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08 May 2009, 11:57 am

Is continuing learning to speak dolphin but accidentally terrified the pod and made them think they were about to be attacked by sharks when in actuality he was describing loan-sharks. Has sent word to the mainland that he needs a TV and DVD re-runs of the series "Flipper" to amuse his aquatic friends.


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08 May 2009, 3:26 pm

Aspires to be served at a banquet......a banquet of cannibals that is 8O


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09 May 2009, 3:46 am

Keeps jabbing me with his fork to see if I'm cooked yet! Ouch! Stop it!


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09 May 2009, 6:15 am

is co-ordinating a war between plushies and furries!

OMG!

Is there No End to his diabolical intentions! 8O

Friends, neighbours, netizens,
Now is the time to end the winter of our discontent
and strike a blow, hardly, that will end his mischievious and maliciously
Machiavalian machinations against all our fellow furrily endowed plushonauts
and our equally felicitationally furred fantasticanimalians

and vote YES to proposition y.o.y. in the upcoming election
and allow all smurfs, exocysts, wombles, snuffalapalous's and free-range exoterrans
dual citizenship in the island's of the Galapago's!


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09 May 2009, 7:13 am

Might turn into something toxic if thrown at with a shoe.