Corrupt A Wish

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Granted. The device is so thin that its battery had to be removed. You have to crank it to power it, and you know how much power Android consumes! P.S. You should really get a Kindle. You can get one with FREE 3G and Wi-Fi for $189 or one with Wi-Fi only for just $139!

I wish Nintendo exterminated the Sony PSP once and for all.

Granted! cant corrupt that as i HATE the Play$&@!Portable

I wish Nintendo would make another console that does not require movement (my movement control is bad so wii is no goo for mii)

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Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted! No corruption advised.

I wish my home computer wasn't so slow.

granted: it is now so fast that it overheats and melts.

i wish i could fly.

Granted heres your gas powered jetpack.. gas prices soar (pun intended) to 10 USD a gallon and it is 1 mile per gallon. ENJOY!

I wish i could have unlimited money to buy pvc latex and other things to stim with lol

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted. However, the value of money quickly plumets and the economy collapses all because of you. You've ushered in a new age of great depresion!

I wish my Nintendo DS stopped having all those damn Guru Meditation Errors!

Granted. The Guru in your Nintendo DS has died, and his successor is located in a virtual monastery in TallyMan's desktop computer.

I wish the stinkbugs would stay outside.

Granted. They "stay outside in your nostril" (curtesy of my younger brother's amazing Corrupt A Wish skills).

I wish my younger brother had better joke skills than a drunken sea cucumber.

granted hes as good as a drunken whale.

I wish for loads of latex!

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check out my website at {redacted by admin - domain taken over and points to a porn site}

When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted, someone replaces your word processor with LaTeX.


I wish that my parents weren't such idiots!

granted. they are totally smart and dont care about you cause they have these rich high profile jobs

I wish for lots of PVC clothing

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check out my website at {redacted by admin - domain taken over and points to a porn site}

When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted, but it is in a size you only fit in as a baby.

I wish that my father would learn a bit of empathy.

Granted, but now he weeps on your shoulder daily.

I wish the A/C was working.

Granted. It words so well that lightning shoots out of your outlets.

I wish my iPod Nano (4G) had an ARM11 processor instead of an ARM7 processor.

Granted! No corruption advised.

I wish for a meaningful job.

Granted! You're in charge of verifying definitions (aka meanings) for the urbandictionary.com

I wish he wanted to marry me, instead of her