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04 Dec 2007, 12:26 pm

Granted, but they're all in varying shades of pink.

I wish Strapples could have 3 giant soft silky blood pressure body cuffs.


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04 Dec 2007, 12:37 pm

NoNameRockBand wrote:
Granted, but they're all in varying shades of pink.

I wish Strapples could have 3 giant soft silky blood pressure body cuffs.


color doesent matter because i would be blind with the pressure over my eyes too!

ERROR!! ! BAD SYNTAX!! ! CANNOT GRANT OWN WISH!! ! FORWARDING WISH!! !

I wish i could have 3 giant soft silky blood pressure body cuffs and get totally mummy wrapped in them... at the same time!


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04 Dec 2007, 1:42 pm

Granted, but they will smell.

I wish that I was invunerable to physical pain...


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04 Dec 2007, 1:44 pm

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Granted, but they will smell.

I wish that I was invunerable to physical pain...


Granted! but your invulnerability causes you to die from not reacting to getting shot in the leg as you bleed out!

i wish to be adopted by Scrulie/ElfSong and Craig!


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04 Dec 2007, 1:46 pm

Granted, you now have 3 giant soft silky blood pressure body cuffs and you get totally mummy wrapped in them simultaneously. Only problem is... you need to go to the restroom.


I wish America were replace by Australia as the superpower competing with China.



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04 Dec 2007, 1:47 pm

iamnotaparakeet wrote:
Granted, you now have 3 giant soft silky blood pressure body cuffs and you get totally mummy wrapped in them simultaneously. Only problem is... you need to go to the restroom.


I wish America were replace by Australia as the superpower competing with China.

SCREW THE TOILET!! !

Granted! but the world economy collapses!

i wish to be adopted by Scrulie/ElfSong and Craig! (and im dead serious)


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04 Dec 2007, 1:53 pm

Granted, but you have to now compose music in your spare time.


I need to get my passport renewed, I wish it cost less than $70 to do so.



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04 Dec 2007, 2:00 pm

iamnotaparakeet wrote:
Granted, but you have to now compose music in your spare time.


I need to get my passport renewed, I wish it cost less than $70 to do so.


Granted! the united states is having a freebie day on passports, but the US income tax rate goes up 10%

i wish i could be adopted by ElfSong/Scrulie and Craig! (i am freaking dead serious!! !)


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04 Dec 2007, 2:02 pm

Granted, but, who are they?

I wish we didn't have so many books piled up around the house.


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04 Dec 2007, 2:20 pm

Granted they have adopted you! Now your family understands you.


I wish my birds were potty trained.



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04 Dec 2007, 2:23 pm

NoNameRockBand wrote:
Granted, but, who are they?

I wish we didn't have so many books piled up around the house.


find out for yourself...

Granted! but they are teleported to the garbage dump and you shall forever be ridiculed as a failed recycler!

I wish to find a family that is more caring and understanding of me... i dont like living with NT parents...


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04 Dec 2007, 2:24 pm

iamnotaparakeet wrote:
Granted they have adopted you! Now your family understands you.


I wish my birds were potty trained.



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04 Dec 2007, 2:26 pm

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iamnotaparakeet wrote:
Granted they have adopted you! Now your family understands you.


I wish my birds were potty trained.


iamnotaparakeet, i would absolutely love for that to happen in real life right now... it would be one of few wishes.

Granted! but their poo is so thick it eventually clogs the sewer line resulting in you having to get it rodded out costing hundreds of dollars!


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04 Dec 2007, 2:29 pm

:rendeer:

Wish Please!


PS: I hope your parents will understand you and help you in everyway they are able.



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04 Dec 2007, 4:33 pm

I wish that all the world could be peaceful.


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04 Dec 2007, 4:35 pm

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I wish that all the world could be peaceful.

Granted! but you loose the ability to speak and even use an AAC (augmentative alternative communication) device!

i wish i could have parents who understand my autism better :( http://www.wrongplanet.net/postt50172.html


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