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Wants to be Karaoke champion

but nobody will tell him where to carry the oke to

can delabra but prefers to chan delier.

Still trying to tuna fish....

Lives underwater with his pet dogfish and catfish. Is taking fencing lessons with a swordfish and hopes to defend himself from a persistent loan-shark who threatens him with a sting-ray gun.

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Translation: Built a shrine to TETRIS.

Has invented his own language, and vehemently insists that others can understand it.

Has created his own rules for driving which include driving on the opposite side of the road to everyone else. Stop signs are ignored and treats the biggest vehicle as having the right of way. Pedestrian crossings are for people who need to run... very fast.

Has lived a pleasant, trouble free, fulfilling life.

Lives on the Island of The Lotus Eaters......And keeps himself in the Lotus position at all times...

Has remained standing for the last twenty years, even when he sleeps. If he manages to continue for another twenty years he will have won his $5 bet.

Bought shoes for his car and tires for his feet......

Was thrown out of the school for blacksmiths for his bright idea of fitting wheels to a horse instead of iron horse shoes.

You can wheel a horse to water but you can't make him drink

Is a big fan of a rockstar that appears to be his elder brother.

Is related to a great Dane or two.

Wears his identity badge upside-down when he visits Australia.

Ever since he moved underground Gin and Chthonic has become his drink of choice.....