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24 Sep 2010, 10:55 pm

Granted. However, this all-powerful wish-granter doesn't know who he is, so you are now married to an 80 year-old man.

I wish the FBI caught my annoying younger brother for annoying me.



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25 Sep 2010, 12:03 am

granted! but as they inspect your computer they find incriminating eidence and you can never own a pc again

i wish for 100 pounds (in weight) worth of straps to be on top of me


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25 Sep 2010, 6:10 am

Granted! But they're all on your head, suffocating you.

I wish to find some pawpaws on Sunday that aren't yet overripe.


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25 Sep 2010, 1:24 pm

reginaterrae wrote:
Granted! But they're all on your head, suffocating you.

I wish to find some pawpaws on Sunday that aren't yet overripe.


at least its a happy strappy death :D

Granted! you find totally underripe ones!

I wish the straps were on my body and head but not suffocating me so that i had lots of nice warmth and pressure :D


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25 Sep 2010, 8:54 pm

Granted. You're strapped nice and tightly ... to the railroad tracks! 8O Oh no!! !

I wish I had enough money to buy some pretty clothes.


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26 Sep 2010, 7:58 am

Granted, but none of the clothes fit you.

I wish someone else would do my chores.


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26 Sep 2010, 5:03 pm

granted! you pay a maid and lose a lot of money

I wish for something new and exciting


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26 Sep 2010, 5:03 pm

Granted! You move to Portland.

I wish for train tickets.


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26 Sep 2010, 5:06 pm

Granted! they are to No where Utah.... hope you enjoy.

I wish to be able to fly and visit all my friends!


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26 Sep 2010, 6:33 pm

granted; you are the size of a gnat, and your friends swat you when they see you.


i wish to have a pay raise at work.


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26 Sep 2010, 7:19 pm

Granted.You get a 10% raise in pay and the cost of living in Canada immediately jumps up 20%.

I wish this hot readhead I've been chatting up would go out with me.


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27 Sep 2010, 12:59 am

Granted, but she goes all "Fatal Attraction" on you.

I wish I had a clone me.


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27 Sep 2010, 6:24 am

Granted, but the clone smells like bacon and attracts large, vicious dogs.

I wish to get some rain today.


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27 Sep 2010, 9:49 am

Wish granted; but it comes in the form of acid.

I wish I could have a job I love doing.



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27 Sep 2010, 10:33 am

Granted! No corruption advised.

I wish for plane tickets!


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27 Sep 2010, 11:53 am

Granted ... unfortunately they are from somewhere else to where you are now.

I wish I could have a private bathroom in the place I'm probably moving to next month.


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