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27 Sep 2010, 12:50 pm

Granted, but you'll have to pay an extra $100 rent a month to keep it.

I wish that Pete Quaife would come back to life.

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27 Sep 2010, 3:34 pm

Granted. Did you read Pet Sematary? Same deal!

I wish my cold would go away.

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27 Sep 2010, 6:34 pm

Granted; you immediately get flu instead.

I wish I had a better computer table (more ergonomically sound)

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27 Sep 2010, 8:20 pm

Granted, but you have no working computer to put it on.

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27 Sep 2010, 8:26 pm

Banned for wanting me to put a table on my computer (no wonder it's not working!), and for not posting a wish to corrupt.

I wish I had an iPhone.

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27 Sep 2010, 8:30 pm

Granted, but once you get it, it becomes obsolete and there aren't any apps for it anymore.

I wish I weren't a complete dingbat tonight.

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28 Sep 2010, 6:08 am

Granted, you get to be a complete dingbat this morning at work, instead.

I wish to make the move from fantasy to reality.

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28 Sep 2010, 10:09 am

Granted, but durning the leap from fantasy to reality many phantasmagorical fantasy characters also got through... (many good, many evi, many strange). Havock breaks loose and many are killed but worst of all benjamin bear and crash bandicoot destroy this internet meme.(This wasn't that great, usually I'm more comical). I wish for: Mind Control.

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28 Sep 2010, 10:32 am

Granted, but you can only control your own.

I wish for more leftovers (breakfast was yummy!)

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28 Sep 2010, 11:00 am

Granted, but they are leftovers from breakfast two years ago.

I wish I had an assistant.

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28 Sep 2010, 1:24 pm

Granted. You are now an assassin's assistant.

I wish my blog had a better Robots Exclusion Policy.

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28 Sep 2010, 8:07 pm

Granted. Your Robot Exclusion Policy is rewritten by robots who change your blog password and exclude you.

I wish that I can finish my novel by Christmas.

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28 Sep 2010, 9:00 pm

Granted, but in your rush to get it done, it makes no sense.

I wish I could write my personal statement, already.

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28 Sep 2010, 9:26 pm

granted: your personal statement is entirely auf deutsch and nobody else can read it.

... i wish for a fresh cup of hot chocolate.

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28 Sep 2010, 9:40 pm

Granted, the cup is fresh, the chocolate is old and rancid.

I wish I knew what someone was thinking.

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28 Sep 2010, 9:54 pm

Granted. You are given an overdose of Lot 6. However, your puny human brain can't handle the thoughts of 6 billion people and you go into a coma and die.

I wish everyone were immune to the SJ-RDF phenomenon.

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