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Sheldon: "Good morning everyone and welcome to 'Science and Society'. I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper, BS, MS, MA, PhD and ScD. OMG, right?"

"The Big Bang Theory"

"You can have fun at a sack race, but we don't want to see a sack race."

Sharon Osbourne on America's Got Talent.

Sheldon: I can't seem to get in touch with Amy. I tried e-mail, video chat, tweeting her, posting on her Facebook wall,texting her, nothing.

Leonard: Did you try calling her on the telephone?

Sheldon: The telephone. You know, Leonard, in your own simple way, you may be the wisest of us all.


"The Big Bang Theory"

"You don't sound anything like my husband. I've seen so many Ozzy impersonators and you are definitely not a good one."

Sharon Osbourne on America's Got Talent.

Sheldon: She calls me moon-pie because I'm nummy-nummy and she could eat me up.

"The Big Bang Theory"

"I gotta tell ya, Mel B. . . pulled out the plug to the buzzers. . . to charge her phone."

(Everyone reacts)

"I am so busted."

Howie Mandel and Melanie Brown in America's Got Talent.

"I like that."

"That's stupid!"

Howie Mandel and Sharon Osbourne about an act on America's Got Talent.

"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster by your side, kid."

"Star Wars"

"I mean, I?m a perfectly nice guy. There?s no reason we couldn't go to the restaurant and have a lovely dinner. Maybe take a walk afterwards, talk about things we have in common, 'you love pottery? I love pottery!' You know, there?s a pause, we both know what?s happening, I lean in, we kiss, it?s a little tentative at first but then I realize, she?s kissing me back, and she?s biting my lower lip, you know, she wants me, this thing is going the distance, we?re going to have sex! Oh God! Oh, my God!"

"Is the sex starting now?"

Leonerd and Sheldon on The Big Bang Theory.

"Look. What you need to do is forget about this. In fact, we'll make an agreement right now. We're going to destory tapes and no one's even going to see it."

Howard Stern in America's Got Talent.

I hope there's pudding!

"Don't break it."

"You're not the boss of me."

Heidi Klum and Melanie Brown in America's Got Talent.

This is a web series so I'm not sure if it counts...

"I HAVE TO BLOW EVERYTHING UP! IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO PROVE I'M NOT CRAZY!"
-Gordon Freeman, Freeman's Mind

"Boo you! Boo you! Boo you!"

Nick Cannon disguised as a mime in America's Got Talent.

"And here's our recipe for roasting a duck."

"What? Over my dead body."

Woman on radio and Donald Duck in a cartoon.

Amy: "Sheldon, there's something else I've been wanting to say, but before I do, I just. I want you to know you don't have to say it back. I know you're not ready and I don't want you to say it just because social convention dictates - "

Sheldon: "I love you, too."

Amy: "You said it."

"The Big Bang Theory"