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04 Dec 2007, 6:37 pm

granted! Because it turns out they have it too!

(or maybe that's a good thing?)

I wish I could go to sleep...

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04 Dec 2007, 6:40 pm

Lene wrote:

granted! Because it turns out they have it too!

(or maybe that's a good thing?)

I wish I could go to sleep...

(that would be a great thing if my parents were autistic too...)

Granted! but you will go into a coma and not come out until you are in your late 50s

I wish all of my clothes were neoprene because i love neoprene for how soft and squishy feeling it is!

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04 Dec 2007, 7:02 pm

Granted, your wardrobe is now all neoprene
but now your neighbor wants to borrow your clothes all the time.

I wish not to be considered a spammer.

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04 Dec 2007, 7:22 pm

Granted but everyone calls you a troll instead!

I wish I could learn how to play the saxophone!

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04 Dec 2007, 7:34 pm

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Granted but everyone calls you a troll instead!

I wish I could learn how to play the saxophone!

Granted! but you have respiratory failure from playing too much and are put on a ventilator

i wish i knew someone who liked the same sensations i do

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04 Dec 2007, 8:35 pm

Granted, but you wont meet her till you are 40.

I wish it were the weekend already.

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04 Dec 2007, 8:41 pm

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Granted, but you wont meet her till you are 40.

I wish it were the weekend already.

Granted! it is the weekend, but you have weekend school in your country DUN DUN DUN!! !!

i wish i could be totally mummy wrapped in a giant soft silky blood pressure cuff!

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04 Dec 2007, 8:55 pm

Strapples wrote:

NoNameRockBand wrote:

Granted, but you wont meet her till you are 40.

I wish it were the weekend already.

Granted! it is the weekend, but you have weekend school in your country DUN DUN DUN!! !!

i wish i could be totally mummy wrapped in a giant soft silky blood pressure cuff!

Granted, in abundance. You now are mummy wrapped in 500 giant soft silky blood pressure cuffs!

I wish to go to college and get a real degree instead of studying on my own.

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04 Dec 2007, 8:58 pm

iamnotaparakeet wrote:

Strapples wrote:

NoNameRockBand wrote:

Granted, but you wont meet her till you are 40.

I wish it were the weekend already.

Granted! it is the weekend, but you have weekend school in your country DUN DUN DUN!! !!

i wish i could be totally mummy wrapped in a giant soft silky blood pressure cuff!

Granted, in abundance. You now are mummy wrapped in 500 giant soft silky blood pressure cuffs!

I wish to go to college and get a real degree instead of studying on my own.

YAY!! !! ! I WOULD SO LOVE THAT!! ! ID BE IN HEAVEN!! !!

Granted! you go to college but there are shootings there every day like virginia tech.

i wish to be mummy wrapped in 1000 giant soft silky blood pressure cuffs

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04 Dec 2007, 9:02 pm

Granted, you are now wrapped in 1 million silky blood pressure cuffs, and you are now the size of a small planet.

I wish I were at Applebee's.

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04 Dec 2007, 9:07 pm

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Granted, you are now wrapped in 1 million silky blood pressure cuffs, and you are now the size of a small planet.

I wish I were at Applebee's.

NoName now thats what i call deep pressure

i would love it... id never want to come out... wait id never be able to come out xD it would take so much time for someone to unwrap me and also no one would hear me because i wouldnt be able to speak under that much pressure

a sign on the front "here lies Strapples, he wished for this and lives within"

Granted! although the applebees you have been teleported to has a terrible cockroach infestation!

I wish my wish of being mummy wrapped in 1 million soft silky giant blood pressure cuffs comes true IN REAL LIFE!! !

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04 Dec 2007, 9:14 pm

Granted, but Bill Gates say that that's the last favor he can do for you.

I wish there to be no more death or mourning or crying or pain ever.

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04 Dec 2007, 9:15 pm

iamnotaparakeet wrote:

Granted, but Bill Gates say that that's the last favor he can do for you.

I wish there to be no more death or mourning or crying or pain ever.

Granted! but the world becomes so over populated that the seas have to be colonized and the planet dries up!! !

... WHY HASNT MY WISH COME TRUE YET!! !

WHY AM I NOT TOTALLY MUMMY WRAPPED IN 1 MILLION GIANT SOFT SILKY BLOOD PRESSURE CUFFS YET!! ! :evil:

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04 Dec 2007, 9:20 pm

Because we're not magical? *bursts into tears*

I wish that my emotions would stop being on overdrive.

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04 Dec 2007, 9:28 pm

Nairin wrote:

Because we're not magical? *bursts into tears*

I wish that my emotions would stop being on overdrive.

Granted! but you are now an emotionless robot!

I WANT TO BE TOTALLY MUMMY WRAPPED IN 1 MILLION SOFT SILKY GIANT BLOOD PRESSURE CUFFS

WHY CANT GOD GRANT ME SUCH A SIMPLE WISH... ITS NOT LIKE A FANCY BOAT CAR OR HOUSE OR ANYTHING... JUST TO BE MUMMY WRAPPED IN 1 MILLION SOFT SILKY GIANT BLOOD PRESSURE CUFFS... IM TICKED AT GOD NOW!

ID STILL BE IN HEAVEN EVEN IF IN REAL LIFE I COULD BE TOTALLY MUMMY WRAPPED IN JUST ONE GIANT SOFT SILKY BLOOD PRESSURE CUFF!! !

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04 Dec 2007, 9:38 pm

{We are not God and God is King and not a servant (although Jesus did come as a servant to all...) but it doesn't seem like God would normatively created ex nihilo anything for everyone (all people being equal in His eyes). I hope in God's providence that He may give you the desires of your heart, but why be angry if He doesn't?

If I could grant your wish, you would have a mole of blood pressure cuffs to wrap in. I hope you get what you desire. }

Granted, no corruption.

I wish to be a missionary to Australia.

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