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05 Feb 2023, 9:17 am

Banned for, I don't look like that all silly.

Radish
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05 Feb 2023, 9:23 am

Banned for mixing up his wedding invitation details and throwing confetti all over a coffin at a funeral.

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05 Feb 2023, 9:31 am

Banned for grave robbing

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05 Feb 2023, 9:33 am

Banned for having a grave demeanour while robbing people.

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05 Feb 2023, 9:37 am

Banned for criminal activities in a family oriented areas

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05 Feb 2023, 9:38 am

Banned for subliminal activities in an oriental family area.

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05 Feb 2023, 1:38 pm

Banned for farting on volcanoes and causing an eruption.

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09 Feb 2023, 3:50 pm

Banned for creating spatial distortions

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09 Feb 2023, 3:54 pm

banned for not explaining exactly how the distortions were created and not giving advice on not doing it again

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09 Feb 2023, 3:56 pm

Banned for using too many negative adverbs ('not'), thus potentially confusing a casual reader.

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09 Feb 2023, 4:36 pm

Banned for faking your death to collect a huge life insurance award.

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09 Feb 2023, 11:35 pm

Banned because I never buy any insurance products - it's a criminal industry and I want no part of it!

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10 Feb 2023, 2:50 am

Banned because car insurance is handy for when some rando slams into the back of your car with his van, because he was too busy talking on his phone to see that you'd already stopped ahead of him to give way to oncoming traffic.

Friggin randos. :evil:

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10 Feb 2023, 2:57 am

^ Has that happened to you?

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10 Feb 2023, 10:54 am

Banned for not banning Murihiku for careless driving. ;-)