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DeepHour Veteran
Joined: 1 Jun 2014Gender: MalePosts: 78,257Location: United Kingdom
Banned because 'quod arcanum non esse videtur, aliquando revera arcanum est' (Cicero)I made that up, by the way!
Radish Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2022Age: 64Gender: MalePosts: 13,233Location: UK
Banned for making me use Google translate to unravel your not so secret secret.
longshot Veteran
Joined: 4 Dec 2018Gender: MalePosts: 7,037Location: In some fictional location
Banned for trying to recreate Excalibur in modern day times
Banned for pulling a piece of steel out of my house and shouting "I'm the king!" while watching my house fall down.
Banned for removing a steel plate from your skull and letting your brain escape.
Banned for taking my brain hostage and demanding £1 for it.
Banned for not making the payment by switch card.
Banned for switching my brain and returning the wrong one. I suddenly feel the need to climb trees and eat bananas.
Banned for grunting up the wrong tree.
Banned for planting a monkey puzzle tree in my garden. The leaves are really sharp!
Banned for pushing the wrong button on the keyboard
Banned for typing your post on a piano keyboard
Banned for using your carpet as a form of heating fuel.
Banned for trying to make your carpet fly. You are wasting your time, it'll never take off.
babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 64,492Location: UK
Banned because you're worth it
Banned because your matches are damp and so are you.