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07 Jan 2010, 9:30 pm

There is a conspiracy theory.

A plot so heinous and so complicated that it will take some time to explain. It goes a little something like this...

"In 1947 most people think that a UFO crashed near Roswell New Mexico but in fact the craft belonged to the...

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07 Jan 2010, 9:31 pm

mjs82 wrote:

"In 1947 most people think that a UFO crashed near Roswell New Mexico but in fact the craft belonged to the...

MOLE PEOPLE who live in the Earth's core. They have been developing a secret weapon that can turn water into...

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07 Jan 2010, 9:32 pm

mjs82 wrote:

"In 1947 most people think that a UFO crashed near Roswell New Mexico but in fact the craft belonged to the...

MOLE PEOPLE who live in the Earth's core. They have been developing a secret weapon that can turn water into...

GRAVY... using only a simple gravox mix, but in fact the Mole People are only mind-controlled slaves working for...

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07 Jan 2010, 9:42 pm

mjs82 wrote:

"In 1947 most people think that a UFO crashed near Roswell New Mexico but in fact the craft belonged to the...

MOLE PEOPLE who live in the Earth's core. They have been developing a secret weapon that can turn water into...

GRAVY... using only a simple gravox mix, but in fact the Mole People are only mind-controlled slaves working for...

The International Council of Lap Dogs Which Look Like Dust Mops.

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07 Jan 2010, 10:18 pm

southwestforests wrote:

mjs82 wrote:

"In 1947 most people think that a UFO crashed near Roswell New Mexico but in fact the craft belonged to the...

MOLE PEOPLE who live in the Earth's core. They have been developing a secret weapon that can turn water into...

GRAVY... using only a simple gravox mix, but in fact the Mole People are only mind-controlled slaves working for...

The International Council of Lap Dogs Which Look Like Dust Mops.

Which is constantly at war with the Secret Society of Actual Dust Mops over the...

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07 Jan 2010, 10:33 pm

royalties to the mop top Beatles back catalogue, which is why they turned Ringo Starr into...

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07 Jan 2010, 11:30 pm

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royalties to the mop top Beatles back catalogue, which is why they turned Ringo Starr into...

A SEA URCHIN! So he could not seek help from...

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08 Jan 2010, 2:19 am

the amazing reptilians who live beneath Mt. Shasta (and who bear a stunning resemblance to any number of powerful people, including....

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08 Jan 2010, 3:40 am

Mary Hart from Entertainment Tonight, who is conspiring to contaminate the water supply by...

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08 Jan 2010, 7:39 am

...dumping black oil, which happens to originate from...

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08 Jan 2010, 8:20 am

Iceland, where the president is secretly a...

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08 Jan 2010, 8:29 am

DOLPHIN! Trained by brutal Seaworld Taskmasters who taught him English, politics and martial arts, Coco has been selected to assassinate...

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08 Jan 2010, 8:30 am

...Molly Ringwald, whose ability to grow to enormous size has earned the ire of giant monsters...

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08 Jan 2010, 2:33 pm

somewhere in the area of loch ness, who--when all cameras are off---get together to dance the rumba and plot for....

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08 Jan 2010, 7:22 pm

... for the sitcom Two And A Half Men, which is why Charlie Sheen's girlfriend tried to kill him, because he's really a...

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09 Jan 2010, 12:40 am

because she is desperately tired of so-so sitcoms. but of course, she's really in league with the Citizens for Killing Your TV, who...

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