Rules to [NOT] live by...

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In this thread the goal is to list rules which people live by, in practice, which tend to stink for everyone else.



Examples:

If someone offends you in real life, go complain about it to everyone except for them.

If someone offends you on the internet, go harass and troll them until moderators intervene.

If you are an employer and one of the people who work offends you in some minor way, just fire them.

If you hear a coworker say something that would offend a manager, remember it so you can tattle when this coworker offends you.

If someone has an unkempt beard, then assume they are a terrorist or a lumberjack... but either way, be afraid! Be very afraid!! !

All women should be small and weak.

a restraining order depending on the distance specified, is considered flirting.....anything under 100 yards

Never to kiss a girl.... (I would NEVER follow that rule)

Having to be a certain height on a rollercoaster when you're a thrill seeking m***et.

Never, ever, open up electronics to find out whats inside. ((I work at a help desk, and sometimes, I find myself secretly hoping that one of the new computers will find its way there... but only if its a simple random warranty type failure that costs only the company that goofed.))